It's Not Easy Being an Ancestor, So I'm Performing Online for a Living

[The novel is complete. I'll fix bugs and typos.] [Coming next: The Little Scholar [Ancient Times to Modern Day]. Also on the way: The Mythical Beast Training Class. Blurbs below. Follow me so you don't lose your way! If you're passing by, please bookmark it. Heart!] Blurb Lin Chen, the Sword Sect's founding ancestor, failed his tribulation and fell into another world. To make ends meet, he hauled bricks, performed for money, sold insurance, and even infiltrated a pyramid scheme... In the end, he had no choice but to rely on his looks to get by! Wen Sishen's young nephew entered his rebellious phase, spending money and resources and turning into a superfan just to chase celebrities. Wen Sishen wanted to sit down with the young star and have a serious talk about life, but then he saw the guy kick a thug's steel pipe into a bent mess. Wen Sishen: ... He changed his mind and took out a contract. "Pretend to be my boyfriend, and you can pick any resources you want." Lin Chen: "Not interested. Don't want them. Being a bodyguard has better perks." Wen Sishen: "Monthly pay, full benefits, and meat with every meal." Lin Chen: "Deal!" * One day, a marketing account started a poll to pick the strangest celebrity in showbiz. Lin Chen won, just as expected. As people listed his many bizarre antics, they realized he was a complete charlatan. His fan club was called the Sword Sect, and his fans had become his disciples and grand-disciples. They got up early to exercise so they could cultivate immortality... Other celebrities used their resources to get whatever they wanted. Lin Chen had resources in hand, but just wanted to lie around like a salted fish. Fan A: "Ever since I joined the Sword Sect, my back and legs don't hurt anymore, and I'm in great shape." Fan B: "Ever since I became a fan of our fave, I stopped fighting with people and swearing. I feel great and sleep like a log." Rival: "Fraud! It's all just an act!" Wen Sishen: "Trash! You dare insult my boyfriend? I'll show you the power of money!" Reader's guide: 1. Modern, alternate setting with a touch of supernatural folklore. 2. The shou has mastered plenty of skills and done all kinds of jobs. 3. Everything related to showbiz is made up. 4. I'm writing a sweet story with my imagination running wild~ 5. Life is hard enough, so let's not hurt each other. If it's not for you, just click the X. Mwah! 6. More to come if I think of anything. * Blurb for The Mythical Beast Training Class After graduating, Jian Shi spent two years as an overworked wage slave in the big city. His workload kept growing, he worked later and later, and his hair kept getting thinner. Just as he was about to snap, he received a letter from home: his only uncle had died unexpectedly, leaving him an inn called Danshui and... an egg. Jian Shi returned to his hometown to take over the inn and gained three employees. A chef who sneaks bites while cooking, a server who can expose someone's secrets just by making eye contact, and a driver who spends all his time in the storehouse counting grains of rice... It wasn't until a little red chick hatched from the egg that Jian Shi realized none of the inn's employees were human!!! The little red chick won't perch anywhere but a parasol tree, eat anything but the seeds of the parasol tree, or drink anything but sweet spring water. It's not only picky and pampered, but also short-tempered. It kicks Taotie in the morning and punches Bai Ze in the afternoon... It quickly became the king of the kindergarten, and the nonhuman parents started showing up at the door. Jian Shi: "Kiddo! Dad can't beat them!" * One day, with his hairline receding by the minute, Jian Shi had to add new services at the inn to boost revenue. He put up an advertisement: Woke up unemployed? Is your kid socially anxious? Leave it all to me! The Mythical Beast Training Class is recruiting! We'll help beasts who have fallen behind the times get back to work, and help socially anxious kids stop worrying about transforming! Guaranteed to teach you. We'll keep at it until you get it! Which mythical beast training class is the best? Danshui Inn, in the Kunlun Immortal Mountains! A passing great demon: "A job's no use. Finding a partner is what you need!" Theme: