Don't Disturb Me While I'm Knitting

One day, the agents at the Special Intelligence Bureau started wondering why the monsters had such bizarre tastes lately. Several powerful monsters wearing pale-yellow knitted hats had been spotted in the Bianjiang region. Oh, and there was also a little monster in a pink dress! The captain of the Special Administration Squad watched a report on Otherworld TV, squinting through his knitted gloves. Flecks of light shimmered in his pupils. In life, the little skeleton's hobbies included his senior, BL porn comics, and crochet. [Excerpt One] The first day after transmigrating. A low-level monster scratched the little skeleton. The little skeleton looked down and saw a smear of grime on his snow-white ribs. He wiped it off. No problem. The low-level monster knocked the little skeleton's head off. The little skeleton silently picked it up and put it back on his neck. All fixed. No problem. The monster scratched its head in confusion, then reached out with its big hand and knocked its own head off. And then, the monster died. Little Skeleton: "???" Σ(·Д·;) [Excerpt Two] The little skeleton befriended a hydra with only three heads. According to the monster itself, it was still a baby, not even 600 years old. Little Skeleton: "All right, what do you want me to help with?" The hydra blinked its red eyes. "It's nothing much. Just breaking and entering." Little Skeleton: "???" How was that nothing much? The hydra's eyes darted around guiltily. "Worst case, the Special Administration Squad catches us and locks us up for a few days." "..." I've been roped into a life of crime! Details Main couple: A skeleton bottom who only wants to knit, but accidentally becomes the God of Death x a tall, long-legged, incredibly powerful, deeply mysterious captain top Side couple: A prescient powerhouse bottom x a deputy captain top 1. Happy ending. Set in a fictional modern world where humans, demons, and monsters coexist. This bedtime story is entirely fictional, with a fierce-yet-adorable, lively tone, and the couple dotes on each other. 2. Weibo: Jihu Zheye. The author is ferocious, the sort who eats children. Diss me and I'll just whimper! 3. Companion story: "Unboxing a Dragon Egg Bought Online," Tian Ye (Tian Yu) x Feng Zhao. Complete! [The author's completed sweet treats] 1. "The Jungler Keeps Trying to Gank Me": A soft and adorable mid-laner bottom x a jungler top who never runs out of dirty jokes. An incredibly sweet League of Legends esports story! Easy to enjoy even if you don't play the game. 2. "Don't Disturb Me While I'm Knitting": The story of an adorable little skeleton bottom who loves knitting and is looking for his senior. Super cute monsters and demons make appearances! 3. "Unboxing a Dragon Egg Bought Online": The bottom sets his sights on the underwear of a top overflowing with yang energy, hoping to steal some to raise a little dragon. 4. "You Earthlings Sure Know How to Have Fun": A shameless, flirtatious sentinel top x a composed little prince guide bottom. 5. "Money Has Blinded Me": A sweet showbiz story, a short treat so sugary it'll make your teeth ache! · Theme: