A Tortoise Who Can Tell Fortunes? That's Only Natural

[Variety Show Livestream x Metaphysics Face-Slapping] The main story is complete! Next up: Has the Crown Princess Ransacked Another Household Today? Please add it to your library! I'll write it after finishing this book! The thing Xu Gui regretted most in her life was being too lazy to pull her head back into her shell while undergoing tribulation. When she opened her eyes again, she'd gone from being a turtle to a C-list celebrity, staring at a deadly task sheet for the reality show Three Hundred and Sixty Professions. The show would run for a month. The invited celebrities had to find jobs, work hard, and earn money. After a month, whoever earned the most would be crowned the winner. And right in front of Xu Gui, a mountain of dirty dishes soaked in sudsy dish soap seemed to be sneering at her. Xu Gui pulled out the fortune-telling banner she'd hurriedly made overnight. Bold black characters danced across it: "Fortune-telling!" Under a flyover, three fortune-tellers snickered at the girl. "Are celebrity publicity stunts really this ridiculous now?" * A balding, middle-aged man with three grown children asked her about his prospects for having children. "Your Palace of Destiny shows no children, and the red phoenix star above your head is tinged with green..." The girl offered gently, "Would you consider getting a checkup at the hospital?" That night, news of a prominent company chairman's marital crisis shot straight to the trending topics. A young woman came for a fortune reading, but was really boasting about how generous her husband was with her. Xu Gui ventured, "...Is it possible that the bankbook you're holding is fake?" The whole internet watched as it turned out the bankbook had been handwritten. The promised three-million-yuan betrothal gift amounted to just three hundred yuan. At first, netizens scoffed at Xu Gui's money-making livestream. But later... Netizens: [So good!] The livestream's comments changed from [Get that fraud out of showbiz] to [Master, tell me if I'm a young heir from a wealthy family who's been lost among ordinary people!] Xu Gui's livestream went from having no viewers at all to ranking first in popularity. Little by little, no one knew when it began, but countless people were showing up with money, hoping Xu Gui would tell their fortunes. Xu Gui lounged in a wicker chair, swinging her feet. "That's three readings for today. Come back early tomorrow." The production crew was beside itself with frustration. "The other guests are all carrying dishes and handing out flyers. How can you..." The camera panned to the donation leaderboard in the livestream, where Xu Gui was miles ahead. The entire directing team fell silent. [Reader's Guide] 1. No angst throughout, with lots of livestream comments and goofy face-slapping scenes. 2. Romance is the main focus, with the career storyline secondary. 3. All metaphysical content in this story is for plot purposes. Please don't imitate it. Theme: Just give it a try, and you can do it!