After Leaving the Entertainment Industry, I Opened a Funeral Home

Coming Soon: After Trading One Thing for Another, I Become a Legend in the Apocalypse After one misstep, Sang Qiqi ended up working herself to the bone in the underworld for twenty years, yet she never once met her monthly performance targets. Sang Qiqi: I really can't even. :) To improve her performance, she volunteered for a business trip to the human world, possessing the body of an obscure, scandal-plagued actress from the entertainment industry who had died in an accident. Now she worried about work every single day. The obscure actress Sang Qiqi stirred up minor trouble every three days and major trouble every seven. She was a regular on the trending topics, famous for all the wrong reasons. After she provoked an acclaimed actor and his fans flooded her with a million comments, Sang Qiqi mailed his assistant a letter containing a hundred-yuan hell banknote made by the Bank of Heaven and Earth. The actor's assistant: ? That day, the news swept the trending topics. The actor's fans cursed Sang Qiqi for being crazy and wanted to crowdfund a trip for her to a psychiatric hospital. But before their fundraising had even reached its target, the actor's assistant was sent to prison. Topics like #AcclaimedActor'sAssistantSuspectedOfMurder and #BodiesFoundAtAcclaimedActor'sAssistant'sHome shot up the trending charts and stayed there for three days and three nights. Netizens were stunned. Sang Qiqi became famous overnight! Sang Qiqi left show business and opened a one-stop funeral service. Every so often, she also livestreamed to gain followers and build her fanbase. Her methods included, but were not limited to: 1. Randomly picking a lucky viewer and giving them a 20% off coupon for her funeral supply shop. 2. Mailing out a free urn made by Sang Qiqi herself. 3. Digging up unsolved cases from years past and, as a friendly gesture, providing information about murderous ghosts. And so: Netizen 1: I won a coupon, and in the spirit of not letting it go to waste, I went to Qiqi's shop and bought my great-grandma a burial outfit. That night, I dreamed of her and passed along greetings from my dad and the others. She was so happy. She said she'd saved up lots of money for me down below, so once I get there, I'll be a rich second-generation kid! Netizen 2: The urns Qiqi makes are so pretty! I can't wait to lie down in one. (?) Netizen 3: Thanks to Ms. Sang Qiqi for providing the clues that helped us catch the perpetrator in the XX case. Bonus scene: Business at Sang Qiqi's funeral supply shop was booming, and she couldn't manage it alone, so she decided to hire an employee. But the underworld said, "No need to spend any money. The department next door is kindly giving you a free worker. You only need to take care of his meals and lodging, and help him find a girlfriend." Sang Qiqi clenched her fist in excitement. "I can't believe something this good exists!" She turned around and came face-to-face with the underworld's big boss. The big boss smiled warmly and greeted her, "Hey there, future girlfriend." Sang Qiqi: "..." - Reader's Guide: 1. An indulgent fantasy with an entertainment-industry setting. 2. The villains include men and women, humans and ghosts. 3. Since there are livestreams, some sections include viewer comments. 4. There is a male lead, but he shows up rather late. ^^ 5. Updating daily, and trying to post more. *Fist pump.* New Novel Coming Soon: After Trading One Thing for Another, I Become a Legend in the Apocalypse After one misstep, Yu Qiao transmigrated into an apocalypse novel as a nobody. At the time, she was fleeing for her life. To her left was her younger brother, burning with a fever; to her right was her younger sister, whose asthma had flared up again. Behind them, hundreds of zombies were sprinting after their car. A few question marks slowly appeared over Yu Qiao's head. What do you mean? I finally get a second chance at life, and this is how it starts, in hell? Fortunately, two days later she acquired a System that let her trade one thing for another. It connected to Blue Star several decades in the past. Unlike the present, where zombies roamed and supplies were scarce, Blue Star back then had everything. Unexpired medicine, fresh food, clean water, and even powerful weapons. Looking at her younger siblings, miserable and in dire straits, Yu Qiao tentatively typed a message on the trading platform: I'm in the apocalypse and want to trade for some ibuprofen and albuterol. Is anyone interested? Someone replied almost immediately: Sure. What can you trade? Yu Qiao: How about the juice from a mutant plant? It's great at repelling mosquitoes and can be made into powerful mosquito repellent! The other person: ...? - Chen Xu, who lived on Blue Star, noticed a shop called "Trade One Thing for Another" had suddenly appeared in the recommendations on the homepage of a shopping platform. Curious, he clicked in. The shop description read: "The intersection of the present and the apocalypse is the beginning of hope." But the only item listed below was accompanied by a single message: I'm in the apocalypse and want to trade for some ibuprofen and albuterol. Is anyone interested? Chen Xu: ...What kind of lunatic runs this crazy shop? Still, it was pretty interesting. Chen Xu took some fever medicine and asthma medication from home and chose to make the trade. Soon, he received a bottle of strange liquid with the words "Powerful Mosquito Repellent" on the label. One night, while camping in the mountains, he held the repellent in his hand and stared in silence at the countless mosquito corpses on the ground. - Yu Qiao's trade shop suddenly went viral. After trading items like powerful mosquito repellent, mutant rice, and indestructible fabric, Yu Qiao looked at the things she had available to trade. After a few moments of hesitation, she quietly went online and asked: Maybe you'd like some mutant zombies? People on Blue Star: ...? 2025/6/24 My Friend's Upcoming Novel: The Female Lead Goes Viral Through Her Occult Livestreams One day, Song Zhishi opened her eyes and found herself transmigrated into a novel about a real heiress and a fake heiress, as the real heiress nobody liked. Thinking of all the vicious plot twists to come, Song Zhishi promptly left the Song family in the middle of the night. On her way past a cemetery, she encountered an earthbound spirit asking for help. With her purse completely empty, Song Zhishi was struck by inspiration and immediately started a livestream online. Livestream title: [Chatting with the Dead, Live!] The earthbound spirit: ? The viewers who entered the livestream: ?? "I'm dying. That semi-transparent person is obviously special effects. So fake." "Fraud! Reported." A little while later, after the earthbound spirit introduced itself, the viewers began to tremble with fear. "Wait, that name sounds familiar." "The face looks familiar too..." "Ahhh! Isn't that the billionaire who died in the news a few days ago?!" Everyone: !!! Without a doubt, Song Zhishi became an overnight sensation. To make money, she developed a range of services. "Sob, I can finally visit my best friend in a dream and get her to delete the hidden files on my computer." "Help! I won a talisman that instantly makes a vengeful ghost fall for you. There's a male ghost in my dreams who insists on marrying me, but I'm a man!" "I spent all my savings on an antidote to Granny Meng's soup, but I got assigned to the animal realm. Should I drink it? Waiting for an answer, urgent!" Later, Song Zhishi's fans could be found in both the living world and the afterlife. Countless people followed her livestreams to see ghosts, catch ghosts, and crack old cases in all sorts of places. From time to time, they even caught a glimpse of the bigwigs of the underworld, like the Black and White Guards and King Yama. The most hardcore livestream in the world, no question! Bonus scene: The Song family came to ask Song Zhishi to return home. She happily agreed and generously had a vengeful ghost stick close to them for protection. The Song family: ??? Their smiles slowly disappear.jpg Song Zhishi: "Huh? Aren't you happy?" The Song family, suddenly surrounded by burly men: Help, aaaaah! Theme: Protecting loved ones, catching criminals, and building a better society.