Merlin's Beard [Crossover]

Blurb: The artsy, pretentious version: Looking back on my brief life, for most of it I was like a child who never grew up, holding my head high and living in every world that had already grown decrepit and old, with an air of disdain for all creation that I alone believed I possessed. The chuunibyou, off-the-rails version: Past lives, present lives, transmigration, being reborn, whether love is requited or not, whether it's worth it, the wizarding world, comic references, mythology... None of it matters when my character is so handsome I split the sky and so dazzling I shake the heavens! I am heaven's chosen one, and I shall ascend to the highest heavens! The editor has decided that Old L's novel will go premium tomorrow (January 30). Three chapters will be released that day, so please remember to check them out. Also, the novel will become a reverse V from Chapter 84 onward, so please take note. A deep bow of thanks to all the readers who have stuck with me until now. I hope you'll continue to support me. [Reading Guide] 1. Original male protagonist, first-person narration. 2. Main CP: both have been reborn. La Yang X Cool Guy (those with a sharp eye know what the order means). 3. Primarily based on Aunt JK's original work (with the movie version as reference). Old L is just borrowing it for some fantasies (there will inevitably be original additions and adjustments, so please don't be surprised). 4. The Slytherin rules mentioned in this story come from the fanwork Born Noble by the great fan writer Tian Wang. Credit and thanks are hereby given. Old L's next story: [Quick Transmigration] Even with Low EQ, You Still Have to Fall in Love Old L's story after that: [Original] The Cat Boss Makes a Movie Ran Er's cozy farming story: The Down-and-Out Little Landlord [Farming] Tu Di Hu's story: Fellow Daoist! Stop Right There! Theme: