[Genshin Impact] Wait, This Is Not My Account!

My name is Phileta, and I am a native of Fontaine. Today, I finally ended my three-year study abroad trip in Xumi and am ready to return to Fontaine to fulfill my long-cherished wish: to open a clinic of my own. When I was passing through Mondstadt, I kindly paid the bill for a drunken bard, and in return he gave me an ordinary-looking teapot. After touching the teapot, I remembered everything. —————————————— There is such a terrifying story circulating in the Teyvat continent. The protagonist of the story is called Traveler, who is the most evil person in the world. Three years ago, she set off from Mondstadt with the evil traveler, and she committed all kinds of evil along the way: owed money on credit at Dawn Winery, shot pigeons in front of children, and tested the violent bloom reaction in the Knights of the West Wind; Breaking into the Golden House and stealing Liyue's ancestor's dharma, destroying the Jade Pavilion, replacing Yasha's almond tofu with Mapo tofu, and going to the Rock Abyss to decorate the Chensong Pot and stealing all the marcasite; To stir up trouble between Inazuma's Sangoyo and Kaijijima, spread rumors that Miss Hina is a male Shiba Inu, and trick General Raiden into indulging in the Summoning of the Seven Saints; Inputting square dance songs into the "void system" caused the people in Sumeru to be in a trance while listening to the songs and dancing. Pulling out the Patisaram used for scientific research in the Zen Garden caused many scholars to be unable to graduate. They chased after the doll and called him a "beng bang bean hat"... They even robbed Beiguo Bank because they didn't have enough money to upgrade the holy relics, causing serious damage to Beiguo Bank and shutting down the Liyue branch for seven days! It is rumored that the rich Pantalone said: If the traveler can be caught, she will be locked up in the winter to work for him for five hundred years! The Traveler's reputation is known to everyone from Falling Star Valley to Jingshan Palace, and many characters have sworn to be sworn in with the Traveler! But one day three years ago, the notorious traveler suddenly disappeared. In the Chenge pot, Zhongli, my only remaining full life, told me: Yes, you are that traveler. Facing those robot characters and fool executives who were watching eagerly and ready to lift my vest at any time, cold sweat broke out on my forehead: Wait a minute, please listen to my explanation. I quit the game three years ago. This... This is not my account! [Instructions for consumption] 1. The protagonist is actually a heartthrob 2. The Kaiwen node is 3.4, So subsequent countries and laws of nature, etc. Are predictions 3. I really want to draw the water god (put your hands together, piously) Concept: It turns out that you can have your own machine without spending money to draw cards.