As we all know, studying abroad is a track full of troublemakers. In order to apply to top colleges and universities, countless application materials are submitted one after another, and the application materials are exploded one by one.
In 2019, in order to make money, a domestic study abroad agency racked its brains to open up a track - Hogwarts:
"The top 1 university in Great Britain, comparable to Cambridge and Oxford", "The alma mater of all the Ministers of Magic in the UK! The cradle of elite talents! The best choice for studying abroad!", "A thousand-year old castle, excellent teachers, the chief of the Wizengamot serves as the principal, and the teaching team includes Animagus, the former Director of the Auror Office, a Potions Master and a true prophet, unique teaching resources!"
Under the encouragement, many students enthusiastically signed up. After many complicated application procedures, the study abroad agency sent a group of top test scorers in the country to Hogwarts who drank shrinking potions and pretended to be 11-year-old children. Among them are:
-Hermione's Future Nightmare - Sister Xue Shen: A genius high school student who has been ranked first in her grade since she was a child. She has an IELTS of 8.0 And has already previewed the Hogwarts textbooks to the third grade.
- Money-capable person - Rich Brother: The young master who went abroad to get gold plating, all his utensils were customized and engraved with his name, and his family even bought him an exclusive house elf.
-Sports Special Recruitment - Champion Sister: A reserve member of the national team. She was forced to leave the team because she couldn't control herself and used magic to add spin to the ball when playing. She is self-disciplined and competitive. She must win even when playing backgammon with children.
-King of mediocre ideas - Ruthless Sister: After graduating from undergraduate degree, the agent said that the N. E. W. T. S. Certificate from Hogwarts has the same validity as a master's degree, so I applied to study abroad. He seems to be a normal and ordinary book master with excellent social skills, but he likes to come up with outrageous actions by slapping his forehead.
- Not the king of rolls, the only ordinary person - Tutu Girl: Ordinary family, ordinary learning ability, ordinary appearance, just an ordinary application for a nationally funded study abroad program, and unexpectedly selected, without spending a penny on tuition, she was stuffed into a carriage of kings of rolls. IELTS? You mean IELTS? Um, um... Is passing Level 4 considered?
The scroll kings came to Hogwarts with their own purposes, and they soon discovered that this was a blue ocean without the scroll king.
What, you only need to kill the basilisk once to get the special contribution award? !
What, just capture a Death Eater and get the Academy Cup? !
What, just beat Voldemort and you can get a scholarship? !
Soon, the Aurors and the Order of the Phoenix made confused voices: No, if you guys catch all the Death Eaters, what are we going to do?
Soon, the Liuzi who were killing each other in Kuku also discovered a problem:
No, how do you say it is 1991?
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This article is also known as: "The study abroad agency ruined Hogwarts" "I have already started to study the opponents of the Goblet of Fire" "I got perfect scores in the final exam for seven consecutive years, you can try it too" "Snape said: Slytherin is the most suitable for international students, other colleges are in ruins" "Killing Voldemort made my resume more perfect, now I can find a job back home"
Group statues, sand glyphs, and magical werewolves.
Thanks to [My Journey to the South] for providing the title!
Purpose: Black-haired people don't know how to study hard, and white-haired people regret studying late.