On Zhang Xiaoman's first trip down the mountain at the age of eighteen, his senior brothers coaxed him into drinking three jars of osmanthus wine. In a drunken haze, he spent a night of passion with someone. When he woke, all that remained beside him was a single-fish jade pendant. He hadn't even gotten a clear look at the other person's face.
Back at the Taoist temple, he went on tending the vegetables and feeding the chickens as usual. Then one day, after throwing up until he could barely see straight, his master took his pulse and cried, "You little rascal! You're pregnant!"
Xiaoman clutched his belly, fretting: Who's the other father of this baby?
Before long, the little one was toddling after the chickens. Xiaoman still spent his days growing vegetables, raising chickens and pigs, and looking after the baby, all while gazing anxiously at the leaking roof. If he ever struck it rich, the first thing he'd do was repaint the peeling faces of the Three Pure Ones!
The little one clenched his tiny fists and let out a mighty "Awooo!"
One day, the legendary Third Prince passed by their temple to rest and recover after subduing the Tufan Kingdom.
Xiaoman had heard people down the mountain say that everything else was inferior to scholarship, and that if you passed the palace exams and became a high official, renovating a little Taoist temple would be a piece of cake!
But the tutors down the mountain charged too much. Then Xiaoman realized the Third Prince was very learned!
He tried everything he could think of: acting cute, bringing vegetables and eggs, doing the laundry, and warming the bed. Um, cross out the bed-warming part! The Third Prince was initially exasperated, but every time he met Xiaoman's shining eyes, his heart inexplicably softened. He ate every last one of Xiaoman's vegetables and secretly tucked the eggs into his sleeve. As for the "bed-warming"... the Third Prince suddenly grabbed his wrist. "That night... did you have a cinnabar butterfly mark on your body?"
After recovering, the Third Prince set off for the capital. He told Xiaoman there were the finest tutors in the city, and if the little one studied with them, renovating the temple would be no problem.
Xiaoman was terrified of the capital, but the Third Prince said he would set aside a vegetable patch for him in the prince's residence... Xiaoman was instantly tempted. Of course, it definitely wasn't because he'd get to see that handsome face every day!
But there were too many bad people in the capital. He couldn't stand them ruining his little vegetable seedlings! Hmph, he'd just make them step in chicken poop whenever they went out! And turn the rouge ladies into frogs! He'd teach them that crossing Zhang Xiaoman never ended well!
Later, when the empress heard that her son was keeping a precious beauty hidden away, she went to the prince's residence and was furious. How could nobody have told her about such a precious grandson? She was about to scold her son for hiding his beauty away when she suddenly spotted the pendant around Xiaoman's neck and cried, "Th-this isn't the twin-fish jade pendant His Majesty gave the prince?!"
Theme: Xiaoman is content with what he has. Honest labor is the most glorious of all!
After the Great Beauty Ran Away While Pregnant, She Became a Celestial Master in the Capital
The Escort
Reborn After My Scumbag Ex's [Redacted]
Tales of Being Dumped (Honor of Kings)
The Cannon Fodder Prince's Green Tea Fox Demon
The Big Shots I Met in Honor of Kings and Other Stories [Forum Format]
The Jungle King Brother Is So Good! [Honor of Kings]
Your Majesty, Your White Moonlight Came Back with a Bun!
After Running Away Pregnant, the Great Beauty Becomes a Lazy Fish in the Imperial Palace
Raising a Child for an Evil God in Another World
The Green Tea Cannon Fodder Got the Villain Emperor Pregnant
The Disgraced Prince Makes a Comeback
Big, I'm curious why the little cub doesn't have a name. I keep calling him [Glasses].
I wanted to save up to watch it, but I couldn't.
[Cat's Claw][Cat's Claw][Cat's Claw] Please accept the follow-up article "The Great Beauty Runs with the Ball and Becomes a Heavenly Master in the Capital": Four years ago, the most beautiful woman in Xuanmen was in the northern border and randomly dragged a general to use as a "magic weapon to overcome the calamity" on a thunderstorm night in order to break the calamity of death. After the spring breeze came, he fled the capital with the "spiritual energy" of unknown origin in his belly, and started a side business incognito: —— Recruiting the soul of a salt merchant (annoying people with questions about their ancestors and making them curse in their dreams all night long); ——Driving away water ghosts from a painted boat (but was chased by a female ghost asking for rouge money); --Teaching his son how to draw talismans (the little one plastered thunder talismans all over the toilet in the academy)... Until the night of the Ghost Festival—— Hundreds of ghosts stirred up the waves in the Jincheng River. To protect the little boy, he split the Yin-Yang Road with one sword. His plain clothes were stained with blood and he trampled the Naihe Bridge to pieces. The astronomical disk of Qintian Prison suddenly exploded, and the old prisoner was crawling into the imperial study room: "Your Majesty! The future Ziweixing has moved!"
"Three houses are all" gave the author a big bug ~ prince
"He knows a little bit about the modern world..." This is a big bug for the author~ There are many typos in this paragraph, making it difficult to read smoothly.
"I'm afraid they will attract His Majesty's chickens..." This is a big bug for the author~ fear
"He knows a little bit about the modern world..." This is a big bug for the author~ I don't quite understand the meaning of this paragraph
"Zhang Xiaoman really feels bad..." This is a big bug for the author~ What does this mean?
What are the names of those princes? Their names are completely confusing.
Will Ye Ye Sheng Ge be pregnant with a second child? . .