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Lin Zhizhi transmigrated into a book and became the emperor's inconspicuous male attendant. The emperor was the book's villainous Big Boss. In the story, Lin Zhizhi was a troublesome little cannon-fodder character who repeatedly tried to get attention from the villainous emperor and the noble consort heroine. Before three chapters had passed, one of the heroine's admirers cut off his head and ended his story.
Terrified by this ending, Lin Zhizhi decided to become truly invisible. He would never draw attention from the moody, unhinged emperor or the heroine. He would keep his head down, live to a ripe old age, and be a long-lived nobody!
But he didn't know that the emperor had a certain problem: he was impotent with all three thousand beauties in his harem. It made him obsessive and twisted, and every palace servant and consort feared him.
Then the emperor discovered that seeing Lin Zhizhi while drunk stirred something in him, and the feeling was anything but mild!
Lin Zhizhi became the one who received all the emperor's favor, driving the three thousand beauties of the imperial harem mad with jealousy!
To keep himself alive, he picked up his old tricks as a green-tea schemer once more.
Lady Yu said that he used his beauty to beguile people, and was a vixen who bewitched the emperor!
Lin Zhizhi looked innocent. "I'm so jealous that Sister Yu knows how to put on makeup. You can shape your brows, color your lips, rouge your cheeks, and apply flower-shaped decorations. You're good at everything. I'm so clumsy, I can't even shape my eyebrows..."
Everyone: Oh, so Lady Yu's pretty looks are all makeup...
Lady Yu: …
Consort Deng said that he was shameful for winning the emperor's favor as a man!
Lin Zhizhi looked aggrieved. "It's hard for me, too. His Majesty can't sleep without me every night. I envy how peaceful Sister Deng has it. You get to sleep by yourself every night."
Everyone: …
Consort Deng: …
The Empress Dowager said he was unvirtuous and unworthy of being empress!
Lin Zhizhi rubbed his belly and sighed. "Ah, Her Majesty the Empress Dowager couldn't be more right. It's just that the baby in my belly is already over a hundred days along. It's a pity for the little one to have a father like me..."
Empress Dowager: !!!!!
Emperor: !!!!!
The ministers and consorts: Your Majesty, Lin Zhizhi is an evil empress!
Lin Zhizhi held the little baby in one arm and tugged at the hem of the emperor's dragon robe with the other. He bit his red lip, tears glimmering in his eyes...
Emperor: The Empress is the most virtuous empress of all time! No one in this world is better than Zhizhi! Anyone who dares say another word will lose their head!
Everyone: …
P.S.
1. A sweet romance. The couple only have eyes for each other and dote on each other.
2. An obsessive, unhinged top and a green-tea schemer, silly little cannon-fodder bottom.
3. Pregnancy and childbirth.
4. The emperor's harem consorts are all background characters. They'll all be allowed to leave the palace later, as the plot calls for it.
5. Writing is hard, so let's be understanding. Please don't offer unsolicited writing advice.
6. I'll add more if I think of anything!
Theme: Everyone deserves a ray of light.
After the Great Beauty Ran Away While Pregnant, She Became a Celestial Master in the Capital
The Escort
Reborn After My Scumbag Ex's [Redacted]
Tales of Being Dumped (Honor of Kings)
The Cannon Fodder Prince's Green Tea Fox Demon
The Big Shots I Met in Honor of Kings and Other Stories [Forum Format]
The Jungle King Brother Is So Good! [Honor of Kings]
Your Majesty, Your White Moonlight Came Back with a Bun!
After Running Away Pregnant, the Great Beauty Becomes a Lazy Fish in the Imperial Palace
Raising a Child for an Evil God in Another World
The Disgraced Prince Makes a Comeback
After I Transmigrated Into a Book, I Went from Cannon Fodder to the Beloved Little Darling
Don't write about Holy Mother. Thank you. I hope I can get a few slaps per person instead of letting two people go. Otherwise, I'll be disgusted to death.
Author, please don't give Lin Jiji any kind of Madonna character who is kind and repays evil with kindness. That's so disgusting. It's better to take revenge to relieve your anger.
Hurry up!! We, Fat Orange, can't stand this injustice!! Quickly prove that it is protecting Zhizhi!!
A queen mother is being scolded by others. This plot is so disgusting.
Yuan is back, I thought the character would be overturned and I was so scared that I almost didn't dare to watch it
Well done Cat!!!
I was a little excited to watch the extra episode. Who are the girl in black and the man?
Where is Wang Jiao? Where is King You? Where is Gu You?
New article "Raising cubs for the evil god in a different world" Requests for acceptance: Shen Lian, a cleaner from another world, has five insurances and one housing fund, and a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan - doing hard work for the price of selling cabbage. If there hadn't been a little kid who needed "cage crystals" to maintain energy, he would have given up his career long ago. A cage crystal from another world is enough for the little boy to eat for three days, and he screams at his old father every day that he is hungry. This little kid is not only a cheap son he picked up from another world, but he also always likes to give him some special gifts - skulls, red wedding dresses, bloody fingers... Well, it's just that he, as a father, seems a little unable to bear it... In the different world that was cleaned up last time, the bride in the red wedding dress chased him for three streets, but the little boy hugged him and shouted "Sister Tie Tie" - and then the bride silently stuffed a red hijab as a meeting gift. But why do you, a three-year-old kid, want a red hijab? What about the little gray zombie giving out lollipops, the headless lady helping the kid build Lego... The old man was going crazy. During the day, he was chased by G's bride in another world, and at night, he told the kid "Pig Man" - if you ignore the singing skull, it can be considered a peaceful time. Until one day, the skulls suddenly danced and sang "Little Apple", and the bloody moonlight flooded the room. The evil god stepped through the void and appeared, his silver hair wrapped around Shen Lian's wrist: "Human, you stole my heart (cage crystal)..." Shen Lian retreated tactically. The evil god touched his heart, where the remaining half of the cage crystal was beating, "I want to take it all with interest." ——Including you. Shen Lian:······"Buy one get one free" or something like that, duck doesn't need it. The next day, another world headline: "Shocked!" The evil god has put a bounty on a wanted human being, and the crime is: stealing the heart of a thief and taking away the bride price! Pictured: The red hijab, skull, half a cage crystal, and... An old marriage contract in Shen Lian's backpack. Responsibility-free small theater: While applying perfume to the skull and making milk powder for the little cub, Shen Lian cursed and said: "Next time you dare to pick up a dead man's finger and go home, you will not be allowed to watch "Bear Bears" for three days!" The little kid whined: "Dad, Tie Tie——"
Throw flowers????????????