Your Majesty, Your White Moonlight Came Back with a Bun!

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Ning Lang, heir to the Duke of Cheng's household, is a peerless genius, admired by all and the emperor's beloved ideal. But at a banquet in the Imperial Academy Grove, his half-brother drugs him, and he spends a night of passion with the emperor. Later, his half-brother pushes him off a cliff, leaving him dead without a trace of his body.

He thought he was bound to die, but not only did he activate System 001, he also recovered his memories of a previous life in the modern world.

System 001 tells him that this world is actually a book, and that he is the beloved ideal of the emperor, the book's villain, and its protagonist. He appears in no more than three chapters of the entire story.

Only by helping a worthy ruler govern well and bringing prosperity to the nation and its people can he earn energy points and keep both himself and his little chubby baby alive.

Ning Mo looks at the chubby baby, who knows nothing and only chews on his fingers, and accepts his fate! Being a father makes you strong. What could be more important than staying alive?!

Three years later, Ning Mo returns with a new face as Lin Lang, passes the imperial examinations to become the top scholar once again, and embarks on his long journey to help the emperor govern well. He tears apart villains, kicks corrupt officials aside, and makes sure the emperor attends court and reads his memorials every day.

The civil and military officials feel regretful and pitying. They privately wonder how many feet of grass must have grown over the grave of the last official who advised the emperor to be diligent. What a pity that the new top scholar, Lin, is so handsome...

Unexpectedly, the emperor becomes more diligent by the day, and Lin becomes one of his most trusted favorites.

The officials: I must have opened the book the wrong way...

Later: So I'm the clown...

Little Scenes:

1. Lin Lang's admirers from the past: "Young Master Ning passed the imperial examinations at eighteen. He's noble-born, brilliant, and pure of character. What can you possibly compare with him?! And who knows where you got that illegitimate child while fooling around!"

Lin Lang: "Uh, he's not as wonderful as they make him out to be..."

2. Civil and military officials: "His Majesty is already so old, yet he's still alone. There are no consorts in the harem and no heirs either. Lord Lin, please talk to him!"

The emperor: "I will marry no one but one person in this life!"

Lin Lang: "Well, His Majesty has spoken. There's nothing wrong with growing old alone, I suppose..."

The emperor: (confused) Didn't you say you would persuade me?

The emperor later: (reaching out in desperation) I don't want to grow old alone!

3. Cannon fodder: (jabbing a guilty finger at the three-year-old chubby baby) "Where did you come from, you little bastard?! You have a mother but no one to raise you, and neither your father nor your mother loves you!"

The chubby baby: (wailing like a grown man) "Waaah!"

The emperor: (sharpening his knives)!

The empress dowager: (sharpening her knives)!

Civil and military officials: (sharpening their knives)!

Lin Lang: How come I'm the only one who isn't doing anything?...

P.S.

1. A beautiful, gentle-looking, calculating and scheming man who spoils his baby, paired with an unpredictable, moody top who is sometimes crazy and sometimes goofy, stubbornly denies his feelings early on, then becomes devoted later.

2. Extremely sweet and doting. The leads only have eyes for each other.

3. A child-rearing story. The baby is already there when the story begins, and there is no childbirth plot in the main story.

4. I'll add more if I think of anything!

Next story: The Green Tea Side Character Is Pregnant with the Villain Emperor's Baby: A crazed, possessive top x a goofy, green-tea side-character bottom.

Lin Zhizhi transmigrates into a book and becomes an insignificant male attendant to the emperor, the book's villainous Big Boss. In the story, he's a troublemaking cannon-fodder character who keeps jumping back and forth between the villainous emperor and the noble consort heroine, desperately trying to get noticed. Before three chapters have passed, one of the heroine's admirers chops off his head and ends his life.

Terrified by this fate, Lin Zhizhi decides to become truly invisible. He won't draw attention to himself in front of the moody, unstable emperor or the heroine. He'll keep his head down, survive until old age, and live a long life as an unnoticed nobody!

But he doesn't know that the crazed emperor has a certain problem: he can't perform with any of the three thousand beauties in his harem. This makes him obsessive and twisted, and all the palace servants and consorts fear him.

Then the emperor discovers that seeing Lin Zhizhi while drunk stirs something in him, and the feeling is unusually intense!

Lin Zhizhi becomes the one who receives all the emperor's favor, earning the furious jealousy of the three thousand beauties in the harem!

To stay alive, he picks up his old green-tea tricks once again.

Lady Yu says he's a seductive fox who uses his looks to beguile the emperor!

Lin Zhizhi looks innocent and says, "I'm so envious that Sister Yu knows how to put on makeup. She can shape her brows, color her lips, rouge her cheeks, and apply flower-shaped ornaments. She's good at everything, unlike silly me. I can't even shape my brows..."

Everyone: Oh, so Lady Yu's beautiful appearance is all thanks to makeup...

Lady Yu: ...

Consort Deng says that being favored as a man is an insult to his manhood!

Lin Zhizhi looks aggrieved. "It's hard for me too. His Majesty can't sleep without me every night. You're so much more at ease, Sister. How nice to sleep alone at night..."

Everyone: ...

Consort Deng: ...

The empress dowager says he's neither virtuous nor worthy, and doesn't deserve to be empress!

Lin Zhizhi rubs his belly and sighs. "Ah, Her Majesty is absolutely right. It's just that the baby's already over a hundred days along. It's a real hardship for the baby to have a father like me..."

The empress dowager: !!!!!!!

The emperor: !!!!!!!

The court officials and consorts: "Your Majesty, Lin Zhizhi is an evil empress!"

Lin Zhizhi holds the baby in one arm and tugs at the corner of the emperor's robe with the other. He bites his red lip, tears glistening in his eyes...

The emperor: "The empress is the most virtuous empress in history, past and future! There is no one in this world better than Zhizhi! If anyone dares say another word, I'll take their head!"

Story opening on the eleventh: My Livestream Baby-Rearing Is the Sweetest (ABO): A lazy, adorably foolish beauty, an exceptional Omega bottom x a cold, calculating, violent beauty of a top who is especially gentle with the bottom.

Chen Xiaolou transmigrates into the body of an exceptional eighteen-year-old Omega. He has an admission letter to the top military academy in the interstellar realm, as well as an interdimensional System that is nearly out of energy and needs high-energy crystals to keep running, and a little dragon baby.

The System and the little dragon are essential to Chen Heng's survival. To get high-energy crystals, he must either complete missions posted on the System's mission board or buy them at exorbitant prices.

Chen Heng has just run away from home and has no money. After seeing that even the cheapest crystals on the market cost over a million, he rolls up his sleeves and decides to swallow his pride and take on missions.

Livestreaming himself caring for a baby is all the rage right now, right? As long as the viewers give him enough likes and flowers, he won't have to worry about finishing his missions.

Military academy trials on a desolate planet:

"Daddy Xiaolou can't be out in the sun, so the little dragon will pick flowers and bugs by himself..."

"Oh, we're out of food and water. The little dragon will go pick fruit and fetch water... Daddy? Daddy Xiaolou got tired yesterday, so he needs to sleep today..."

"Wow, Daddy Xiaolou walked half a kilometer all by himself today. Amazing!" The little dragon claps his hands enthusiastically.

The comments go wild over the baby:

"Doesn't that person have a conscience?!"

"Little dragon, come to Auntie's bowl! Auntie will feed you and give you a place to stay, and you won't have to work!"

"Hello?! Is this 110?! Someone is abusing a child here!"

The delicate little beauty, drooping from the blazing sun on the desolate planet, glances feebly at the screen...

The likes and flower gifts soar!

"I'm dying! That face! Let go, let me have him!"

"I'm hardworking, honest, and capable. Does Daddy Xiaolou need a free worker?!"

"(shy) I... I just wanted to ask, does Daddy Xiaolou need a boyfriend?"

The white-haired prince: Hm?! I hear someone has their eye on my wife...

The entire interstellar realm trembles in fear.

Theme: Set the world right by righting its wrongs