The God-Making Girl

Everything has a god. The Coupon God is a middle-aged woman dressed in designer brands. The Night Owl God likes offerings of hair from people who stay up late. The Rotting Tooth God is scarier than the God of Death. The Hot Pot God carries around a bunch of bottles and jars. When southerners ask him about them, he always says, “It's not spicy, have a taste.” These are the stories my grandmother told me. When she was young, she worked as a librarian in her hometown. She said she had created gods herself, once. “You mean my dad is...?” “...I'm going to kill you.” ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Reader notes: 1. Not told in first person. 2. Not a horror story. 3. The main story is set in the 1990s. 4. If you read this anywhere other than Jinjiang, you'll instantly get a tenfold hair-loss debuff that can't be dispelled until you're completely bald. Weibo: Gu Yue Shi Jian. Come say hi! Coming this spring: The Demon Slayer and His Little Wife (not really) → The Demon Slayer's Bride Coming this summer: The Magician and a Close Encounter with Science (not really) → The Magician and Me The story of a young master and a fortune-teller (complete) → The Fraudulent Fortune-Teller The story of a socially anxious agent and a socially anxious Demon King (complete) → The Demon King Isn't an Acting Genius The story of a pastry chef and an amnesiac girl (complete) → You Look Like You Can Eat a Lot The story of a feuding blogger and a younger, devoted boyfriend (complete) → Tear Down That Influencer The story of a guild leader and an alien with S-tier luck (complete) → I Bought This Planet Theme: