I'm Fierce and I'm the Top

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One-line synopsis: I woke up and found that I was married to the boss I hated most!

Author's blurb:

After Xing Wen gets into a car accident, he wakes up to a world that's changed in some way.

Getting rich overnight and rediscovering his dreams aren't the point.

The point is, that cold-faced Thanos of a boss who made him work from nine in the morning to five at night and wreck his health writing proposals is gone!

This is so damn satisfying, I could shout with joy and run around the Earth three times!

But all that happiness comes to an end the moment he opens the door to his home.

Mu Chen: You're back. Do you want to eat first, shower first, or...

Xing Wen: Why don't you say what you mean, you bastard? What are you taking your pants off for?!

When Mu Chen opens his eyes, he finds himself in a completely unfamiliar world.

Here, red means stop and green means go, and parks have turned into little groves.

Bratty kids have become well-mannered overnight, and frail old men can climb five flights of stairs in one breath.

And he has gone from being the big boss of Xingwen Media to the company's most famous fashion model...

The only thing that hasn't changed is that Xing Wen is still ferocious and unruly.

It isn't until they share a bed that Mu Chen discovers Xing Wen isn't scary at all.

Not only does he need a cup of warm milk before bed, but the reason he gets angry and flips tables might be... a lack of sugar.

Reading notes:

Pairing: A sarcastic, dark-skinned, fierce-but-cute, tough-guy seme x a money-making, fair-skinned, beauty-mark-under-the-eye, little-fox uke

Seme POV. The author likes mutual pining, and the ultimate goal is for the seme and uke to dote on each other.

Married first, fall in love later, in a world where same-sex marriage is legal.

A little plot involving an investigation, but the rest is all ridiculous fun and romance-brain.

A cliched story about discovering how adorable the person you used to hate is after you get married.

A very, very sweet story! The author is bravely writing fluff so Xing Wen won't flip a table!

Weibo: @Shicheju

Please add my next story, "Wake Up, Your Secret Identity Is Showing [Livestream]," to your reading list. Here's the blurb:

He Yu, a top student in the architecture department at a science and engineering university, is pretty aloof. He doesn't say much, just works himself to the bone on his drawings, holding a marker from morning till night.

At ten o'clock at night, He Yu opens his livestream for trying out makeup shades.

He Yu: Shade 12. Looks good. Buy it. (calm.jpg)

He Yu: This feels like smearing cement on your lips, and it dries like asphalt. (cold.jpg)

Comment 1: Where's that promised sassy beauty vlogger? Which construction site did the streamer just get back from? LOL

Comment 2: He's got lips that could charm the hell out of you, but insists on saying things that could poison you. This streamer is hardcore.

Comment 3: Aaaah, why am I getting makeup recommendations from a straight guy streamer? It's seriously so pretty!!!

Xiao An, a new student at the medical university next door, is a bit of a slacker. He can fall asleep as soon as he leans on a desk, and holds a scalpel from the beginning of class to the end.

At eight o'clock at night, Xiao An opens his livestream for cooking disasters.

Xiao An: Today, we'll try to work a miracle with a packet of pickled mustard tubers and some Häagen-Dazs. Let's give Häagen-Dazs a round of applause.

Xiao An: To cut through bone, make the incision at the joint. The inside is mostly fibrous connective tissue, which makes it easier to cut.

Comment 1: Crying over this guy's minty voice again today.

Comment 2: Kid, weren't you asleep? How do you remember everything the teacher said?

Comment 3: Somebody please take him. I've never seen anyone cook a disaster of a meal with such a straight face. QAQ

A website anniversary event brings two people who can't stand each other together again.

He Yu: ...You're a streamer too?

Xiao An: (Damn it, the streamer I finally took a liking to is the person I hate most. QAQ)

To keep their secret identities hidden and livestream in peace, the two streamers decide to rent a place together.

From then on, their livestreams take on a whole new look.

He Yu: Today I'm trying a special shade for Arbor Day...

Comments: Is that handsome guy walking by behind the streamer his boyfriend?! Aaaah, helping him put on lipstick is so sweet!

Xiao An: ...And we've made a delicious, colorful water chestnut and hawthorn candy turtle jelly.

(He Yu walks by and takes a spoonful.)

Comments: Aaaah, someone finally ate the food our kid made! This old mom is sobbing uncontrollably. TAT

Reading notes:

A totally straight, genius-level, beauty livestreamer seme x a perpetually sleepy, mint-scented, food? livestreamer uke

A story about two streamers meeting through hardship, joining forces, living together before falling for each other, and being evenly matched.

Also known as "A Straight Guy Picks Your Lipstick," "Cooking: Give Up as Soon as You Start," "From Architectural Design to Lip-Lining," "From Medical School to New Oriental Cooking School," and "Slowly Turning You Gay."

Note:

1. Both have secret identities and secretly livestream.

The seme openly wears his secret identity on stream. The uke never shows his face and only lets viewers hear his voice.

2. Before awakening, the seme was completely straight, with a difficulty level of 12 to turn.

3. The beauty and cooking content is just the author's personal hobby, not professional advice. Please enjoy the story and don't take it too seriously!

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