The Sect Leader Is Exhausted

After the server rolled back twice in an hour, and the two pieces of Mysterious Crystal he'd won both mysteriously disappeared, Lu Zhixuan smashed his computer and set out to splash paint on Guo Weiwei's front door! Then he got electrocuted and died, only to transmigrate... For a goofball, transmigrating doesn't really change anything ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Lu Zhixuan curiously patted the Annihilator set he was wearing, then felt his own face: the heterochromatic-eyed, devastatingly handsome little girl's face he'd made in the game. He was kind of happy. Now he'd really become a cat-eared guy~ Linghu Yu had encountered plenty of assassins in his life: those who wanted to kill him, steal intelligence, or kill someone else. But this one in front of him... Watching the little assassin with nearly half his body exposed, munching on a dried fish and grinning without a care in the world, the cult leader felt a headache coming on... People of the martial world: Have you heard? The Demon Cult is going to wipe out a whole family because someone stole a bag of dried fish! Demon Cult members: Our cult is doomed (〒_〒) For your reading pleasure: 1. A lively martial-arts story with a Sword of Justice System. Transmigration with the System, an activated golden finger, cute antics, and so much sweet romance it'll make your teeth ache. 2. A proud, aloof, standard cat-eared guy on the outside, but a gluttonous, goofy, adorably clueless bottom on the inside, paired with a truly refined, aloof, ruthless Demon Cult leader as the top. 3. I write for fun. I'm a clumsy Sword of Justice player. I play Mingjiao, but all I do is mash F, so don't expect me to know the skills inside out. Please don't come looking for bugs. 4. The main plot can go to the dogs. This series was born from the two of us letting our imaginations run wild until the early hours of the morning. 5. I'm sensitive and easily hurt, so please leave comments and add this to your favorites =W= I'm also bad at writing in an ancient style, so don't tell me my wording is awkward o(￣ヘ￣o#) 6. Updating daily. Feel free to add it to your favorites ╰(*°▽°*)╯ Paid chapter announcement: 1. This story will go behind a paywall on May 12, which is tomorrow. I'll post a 10,000-character update then!!! 2. I'm a girl living on dirt, begging every day for someone to support and rescue me, so please support the official release. 3. This story was first published on Jinjiang Literature City. All forms of reposting or adaptation are prohibited. Taking it without permission counts as theft. 4. Verification and earning free Jinjiang coins are both easy. If you're short on money, you can try those options. 5. This story isn't long, so it won't cost much. Thank you to everyone who's stayed with me ╭(╯3╰)╮ Theme: The everyday struggle to make a life in ancient times