What Do I Do About My New Slippers Becoming Sentient?!

Tuo Xie discovers that he has turned into a pair of slippers... And someone has bought him. Tuo Xie has no choice but to scream every day beneath a man's feet... “Squeak, ” Zhong Xuan thinks there is something strange about the slippers he just bought... Listen, they seem to be screaming again. [1. The author is sick in the head. This idea came from my roommate. If it seems familiar, maybe our shoes are alike. 2. I wrote this for fun, and I'll update whenever I feel like it. This is a cute little short story to break up my longer works. Don't worry about the setting or plot. I've already balled the whole thing up and fed it to my roommate.] Theme: The quality of a product can sometimes determine whether someone lives or dies