The Scum Top's □□ Isn't Quite Enough

The scumbag gong's cheating scandal needs more green hats? The Iceberg says he can help make up the numbers.

Lately, demand for scumbag gongs and green hats has surged, and supplies are running low.

The Iceberg customer service rep says, "Don't worry, leave everything to me. I'll find scumbag gongs for the shou. If there aren't any, I'll train some. If the scumbag gongs won't step up, I'll push their heads forward myself!"

Everything is in service of our customers! Everything is to help the shou succeed at face-slapping!

No satisfaction with the face-slapping, no charge!

Only 998! Only 998! All kinds of scumbag gongs delivered right to your door! Guaranteed to make your face-slapping thoroughly satisfying!

The shou can be as coy as they like in front of their current partner, and cry as much as they like!

Everything for the coy little darlings and the little crybabies among the shou!!!