Avoiding an AI Breakdown Every Day

Qiao Ya: Male, field operative

Reason for disciplinary action: He secretly installed an entire ** suite of programs on the AI, confusing its cognitive functions, making it switch personas constantly, and triggering a crash warning.

Remedy: Give the AI your undivided attention and act out its scenarios with it. Be careful to keep the AI happy.

Verdict: My bad.

This stupid AI can't even run its own antivirus, and it writes scripts every single day, making Qiao Ya play along with its back-and-forth, kisses, hugs, and bedtime cuddles. Otherwise, it threatens to crash.

Qiao Ya (weary): "A costume drama, a modern drama, or an idol drama? Which one are you today?"

AI (innocently): "Oh, my Romeo, have you seen my medicine?"

...You might as well crash.

Reader's Guide:

1. Inspired by □□

2. Main pairing: an inquisitive, theatrical AI gong and a brooding, theatrical employee shou

3. A silly comedy of everyday life. Whether it's sweet depends on your tastes. The author is responsible for the silliness.

4. See the related completed work, My Nonhuman Kin

5. For the author's other completed works, see the author's profile.