Everyone in This Building Is Nonhuman

New story → [Wuxia Crossover] The Right Way to Woo the Number One Assassin The dazzling starlight and the days of being the center of everyone’s attention had grown tiresome to Lou Guan. As a total nutcase, he happened to be summoned home, so he quit showbiz and took up the family trade, passed down from generation to generation. Maintaining balance between all the different realms sounded like a real challenge, w. But he never expected that the so-called family trade would turn out to be managing an apartment building. Just because my name is Lou Guan doesn’t mean I want to be a building manager!!!! There’s only one pure-blooded human in the whole building. Is this even okay!!!! Every day, he buys groceries for the few tenants who can’t leave, mediates the gods’ squabbles, and greets bizarre foreign guests from all over the world with a smile while they stay at the building. Being so tired he has no private life is one thing, but the CEO upstairs, who’s said to be powerful, of unknown species, and totally his type, keeps looking at him with those big, watery puppy-dog eyes. Look at me again and I’ll pin you to the bed and fuck you till you cry! Modern-day monsters, silly and sweet! Self-indulgent! Satisfying! Don’t overthink the logic! Top-focused! Top-focused! Top-focused! I’m saying it three times because it’s important! All TV dramas, movies, novels, characters, and cities mentioned are fictional! Everything is fictional except the names of countries!! Theme: