The Third Holmes Brother

As the head of the Holmes family, Mycroft is feeling very distressed. His two younger brothers, Sherlock Holmes and Cecil Holmes, are both high-functioning sociopaths. Sherlock recently got Watson and isn't as antisocial anymore. But Cecil... is still going down the antisocial path... To make Cecil more like Sherlock, Mycroft thinks he needs to find his little brother a partner. He's heard Cecil has been spending a lot of time with a football star called Cristiano Ronaldo lately. That's a good sign. He needs to find a way to get them together. Mycroft claps Ronaldo on the shoulder. "Ronaldo, for the safety of England, please get together with Cecil and turn him into a normal person who loves society and his country." Ronaldo: ... Mycroft: "The power of love is great. I believe you can do it." Ronaldo: ... Still a story with a top as the main character, sweet and satisfying! The top is antisocial and lacks the good qualities a normal person should have. He's not a good person, so if you can't accept that, don't force yourself to read. Just click X. The bottom is Cristiano Ronaldo, a vain, tsundere bottom. If you can't accept that, don't force yourself to read either. Just click X. This silly author is best at writing characters out of character, so jump into this story with caution. If you're one of the sweet readers enjoying this story, please take this silly author home. If you read on your phone or computer, just click the author's pen name, Fengjiyingluo, to visit Feng's profile, then click "Follow This Author" to take Feng home. That way, you'll be the first to know whenever Feng starts a new story or opens a commission. ↓↓↓ I received notice that this story will become a VIP story on Thursday, March 24. There will be three updates totaling 10,000 words on the day it goes VIP! If you're reposting or stealing the story, please wait five days. Leave the author a way to make a living. Many thanks! If you can, could you please subscribe to the VIP chapters on a computer? Computer subscriptions bring in one cent more than mobile subscriptions, and every cent matters to the author. So if you have a computer, please subscribe to the VIP chapters on it. Feng is deeply grateful! Core message: