A Chaotic Football Mashup (Snarky Commentary) 足球大乱炖（吐槽式）

1 打 The Face-Slapping Forward [Football] 打脸型前锋[足球] Heaven's Radiance天予昭晖Danmei (BL)1.2M WordsCompleted 50kFavorites119.8kClicks/ch154kGifts

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This book is super great, click to read the cool and straight heartthrob

2 国 A National-Treasure Goalkeeper [Football] 国宝级门锋[足球] Green White Black绿白黑No CP882k WordsCompleted 43.3kFavorites159.6kClicks/ch70.5kGifts

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It's a little spider, skinny and cute

3 [ The Football Team’s Beloved Little Medic [足球]团宠小队医 Heaven's Radiance天予昭晖Danmei (BL)655k WordsCompleted 34.7kFavorites114.6kClicks/ch35.1kGifts

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Just so-so, the literary scene is interesting

4 绝 Absolute Submission [Football] 绝对臣服[足球]. Southern Island Cherry南岛樱桃Danmei (BL)2.3M WordsOngoing 31.8kFavorites158.8kClicks/ch41.6kGifts

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Super Mario Sue, the author doesn't update much

5 足 Football’s Superstar. 足坛巨星。 An Bi Lian安碧莲Danmei (BL)2.7M WordsCompleted 30.1kFavorites136.6kClicks/ch67.8kGifts

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Long article

6 足 The God of Football. 足球上帝。 An Bi Lian安碧莲Danmei (BL)2.8M WordsCompleted 29.1kFavorites87.5kClicks/ch151.5kGifts

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Same as above for the long article

7 [ [Football] The Ball Demon [足球]球魔 A Lifetime of Holding White一世执白Danmei (BL)4.0M WordsCompleted 28.8kFavorites92kClicks/ch273.4kGifts

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Very pretty

8 绝 Absolute Superstar [Football] 绝对巨星[足球] Green White Black绿白黑Danmei (BL)1.3M WordsCompleted 25.1kFavorites48.1kClicks/ch45.9kGifts

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So-so

9 一 After Spending 40 Billion in One Day [Football] 一天花掉四百亿之后[足球] A Lifetime of Holding White一世执白No CP1.5M WordsCompleted 19.1kFavorites44.9kClicks/ch85kGifts

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So good looking, the absolute best of Manchester United

10 [ [Football] Mr. Golden Ball Is a Social Terror [足球]金球先生是社恐 One Six Gets Six One一六得六一Danmei (BL)1.9M WordsCompleted 16.8kFavorites40.6kClicks/ch22.7kGifts

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He writes very well

11 [ [Football] A Transfer Fee of One Billion [足球]转会费有10个亿 Heaven's Radiance天予昭晖Danmei (BL)566k WordsCompleted 16.7kFavorites49.4kClicks/ch17.4kGifts

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Forgot

12 [ [Football]team-Loving Midfielder [足球]团宠型中场 Whale Master鲸masterDanmei (BL)951k WordsCompleted 15.4kFavorites37.3kClicks/ch20.1kGifts

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Feeling so-so

13 [ [Football] The Soul of a Leader [足球]领袖之魂 Heaven's Radiance天予昭晖Danmei (BL)373k WordsCompleted 14.9kFavorites43.9kClicks/ch7.6kGifts

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Very pretty

14 [ [Football] This God [足球]这个神 Xiao Li's Puppet小璃的木偶Danmei (BL)1.4M WordsCompleted 10.1kFavorites34.5kClicks/ch33.6kGifts

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Another perspective of the author's understanding of Messi

15 [ [Football] The Man of the First Half [足球]半场先生 Glass Biscuit玻璃饼干Danmei (BL)599k WordsCompleted 8.3kFavorites20.8kClicks/ch7.9kGifts

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Fortunately, there are few emotional lines

16 [ [Football]the Football Superstar Next Door [足球]隔壁家的足球巨星 Wang Xiaoming王小茗Danmei (BL)582k WordsOngoing 7.8kFavorites10.4kClicks/ch14.5kGifts

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This book is very well written, with emotional lines

17 伴 Fly High with You [Football] 伴你高飞[足球] Every Other Day三天两天Danmei (BL)1.3M WordsCompleted 7.3kFavorites9.9kClicks/ch15.6kGifts

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I haven't watched it much, but the CP is Cristiano Ronaldo

18 足 Football: The Impossible Miracle 足球之不可能完成的奇迹 Shameless and Faceless无皮无脸Danmei (BL)946k WordsCompleted 6.1kFavorites7.9kClicks/ch20.8kGifts

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CP is written by Kaka, and the emotional lines in it are really good.

19 [ Football Narcissus [足球]纳西塞斯 Round and Sweet Watermelon西瓜圆又甜Danmei (BL)747k WordsCompleted 6.1kFavorites12.5kClicks/ch4.9kGifts

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Didn't watch much

20 [ [Football]iron-Blooded Eagle [足球]铁血雄鹰 Be a God, My Brother作神我东哥Danmei (BL)854k WordsCompleted 5.9kFavorites17.1kClicks/ch3.6kGifts

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The cp is Royce. The protagonist is reborn at the beginning. He is a bit Soviet, but the writing is very good.

21 [ [Football]bouncer [足球]保镖 I Pass Through Spring我经春日Danmei (BL)338k WordsCompleted 5.8kFavorites8.4kClicks/ch6.4kGifts

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I didn't read much, it's the same setting for the other half of the bodyguards

22 [ [Football] Guard with Knife [足球]带刀侍卫 I Pass Through Spring我经春日Danmei (BL)226k WordsCompleted 5.1kFavorites9.5kClicks/ch2.4kGifts

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Not finished yet

23 福 The Third Holmes Brother 福尔摩斯家的老三 Seven-Year Jade七年玉Danmei (BL)216k WordsCompleted 4.6kFavorites30.9kClicks/ch248Gifts

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There is not much football and the characters are a bit broken.

24 [ [Football]crown of Glory [足球]荣光之冕 Whale Master鲸masterDanmei (BL)400k WordsCompleted 4.2kFavorites7.4kClicks/ch3.2kGifts

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Click to watch, the coach leads the whole audience

25 [ [Football] Wide Romantic Language [足球]宽言情语 Pinch-Pinch Little Meatball掐掐小肉馅儿Romance312k WordsCompleted 3.8kFavorites5.9kClicks/ch2kGifts

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Ditto, Rare Crosven

26 [ [Football] Attack New Record [足球]攻新记 Pinch-Pinch Little Meatball掐掐小肉馅儿Romance337k WordsCompleted 3.4kFavorites5.7kClicks/ch1.8kGifts

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Xiao Rou Dong's writings are all very nice, but they tend to be more emotional.

27 [ [Football] Kaikai Talks [足坛]凯凯而谈 Pinch-Pinch Little Meatball掐掐小肉馅儿Romance213k WordsCompleted 3.3kFavorites7.2kClicks/ch1.3kGifts

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Same as above, it's a text about small meat fillings

28 [ [Football]how to Raise a Rabbit Well [足球]怎样养好一只兔子 ExilefourRomance180k WordsOngoing 3.2kFavorites4.3kClicks/ch1.3kGifts

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It's a soft momma

29 [ [Football] System Upgrade Task of Dream Green Field [足球]梦想绿茵场之系统升级任务 One Day, Stand Green一日立青Danmei (BL)490k WordsCompleted 2.6kFavorites9.2kClicks/ch1.2kGifts

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Quite sweet

30 [ [Football][meng Yin] Prime Years [足球][梦茵]盛年 One Day, Stand Green一日立青Danmei (BL)278k WordsCompleted 1.5kFavorites4.5kClicks/ch459Gifts

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Not bad