Please Give Me Back My Skin

This is the story of a Golden Immortal with several secret identities, disguised as an ordinary person, and a supermarket stockroom clerk who accidentally picks up something he lost. They go through all kinds of adventures and finally get what they want: a happily-ever-after together. Chu Xian says, "Give me back my skin!" Wu Yiwen: ...┭┮﹏┭┮ Wu Yiwen has only two choices: First, cooperate. Chu Xian will wait until he dies of old age, then take back his belongings. Second, resist. Chu Xian will lock him up, then take back his belongings after he dies. Wu Yiwen QAQ: The first option seems better. Is there a third one? Chu Xian: Are you sure you want a third option? Wu Yiwen, cautiously: What is it? Chu Xian tied him up with a series of strange objects and dragged him back to his cave abode. (A little wordplay is hidden in their names. Chu Xian: Immortal Touch. Wu Yiwen: Not a single cent.) A series of stories that make nonsense sound perfectly serious. Hope it makes you smile. Please don't overanalyze or take it too seriously. Thanks to Qingse Yuyi for helping me come up with the title =3= #favorite_1{color:#DC143C;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;} Theme: