How Do I Fix Always Getting Weird Endings?

A certain master gamer was driven by someone to quit all the popular games in his circle. By chance, he tried a popular game from another circle: a highly open-ended text-based romance game. He never expected to keep getting bizarre endings. The master gamer refused to give up. He thought through every choice 108 times before making it, and then really did get a strange, er, suggestive ending. Player A: I deliberately chose the bromance route every time, thinking my results were enough to make me the best in the game. Then I watched the master's gameplay video... I'm exhausted. I want to quit. Damn, do you need talent even to ship men together?! #The master says he's straight [smile]# Player B: I really admire how the master managed to get the everyone-survives happy ending in the Conquer the Realm scenario. But, Master... you made me a concubine to the traitorous prince! Don't drag me into this as a lowly concubine, sob sob. #The master says he's straight [smile]# Player C: I ran into the master in the long-awaited harem scenario with a womanizing protagonist... Don't ask what I think. I never want to draw the womanizing-harem protagonist role again. Heh. #The master says he's straight [smile]# Also known as: "Nobody Believes I'm Straight [Goodbye]" "The Master Teaches You Step by Step How to Turn Every Kind of Story into a Nationwide Bromance" "An Autobiography of a Straight Man with an Aura That Turns Men Gay: In the End, I Managed to Turn Myself Gay" Couple: Someone x the Master A low-EQ, insanely strong top x a bottom with an unconventional train of thought One-on-one throughout, one-on-one ending, mwah I drew a picture by hand (?) and made a cover. It means: The master loves setting up his own flags all the time _(:з"∠)_ Theme: