[Harry Potter] As Harry Potter Would Say

Are you really not writing anymore? There are also Ollivander, King of Kings and the like to complain about! Ollivander: No, the wands in my store are good, but I definitely don't have a habit of making wands out of strange things, and I don't know how to use feathers from mythical beasts... Besides, I'm not very brave, but I won't be scared to the point of weakness. The comment "You will have a great career" is not wholesale, thank you. Ge Huang: I don't understand. I've only been in prison for a few decades. Why did my ex-boyfriend join the Veritaserum Lovers Association? And why does he have so many boyfriends?

Sorting Hat: Slytherin! Salazar: Are you mentally retarded? Don't share such disgusting things with me! Godric: Thrall, calm down. Look, there are only a few people in my academy. Rowena: Fortunately, Helga and I are basically on the same page. Helga: It's okay, I don't care that they're in my academy, really.

Hahahaha, I have seen this kind of fragrance. At that time, I was thinking that the magic potion is not Chinese medicine. Some weird potion ingredients have the fragrance of ghosts. It's amazing.

I, Principal Deng, was so innocent. I was told that I had put veritaserum in my mouth when I gave a student a drink. I took one look at the student and was told that I was using Legilimency. My heart is broken!

Laughing like crazy. A rebellious rich boy, please report your Sirius ID number directly. But whether it's Shetian or Sheha, they're both outrageous, just try to satisfy the xp...

I was shocked when I first learned about Fu Dai's pair of CPs.

Although I laugh happily when I read the rants, I still get very excited when I read some bad memes the next day. So I say.

I think Tom should have been fed and clothed in an ordinary orphanage when he was a child. He would not have starved to death, but he would not be particularly well-off. He might be relatively poor, but he would not be abused by the staff every day. It is very possible for him to be isolated (or maybe he is isolating others). After all, he should have a somewhat aloof character. In addition, there is magic that can talk to snakes, and it is very possible to be scared or bullied by other orphans. If you are considered a freak, you will be bullied and isolated. If you resist, you will also be isolated. If you fight, you will definitely be locked up. So I think most fanfics describe the orphanage period quite reasonably.

The last one hahahahaha

Suddenly I don't dare to write Fu's CP article anymore. But I still got laughed at Hey hey hey hey