[Crossover] My Childhood Friend Is Yukimura

I wrote this one ages ago! I even put it in the black-history section, so why are people still digging it up to read!! Can't you just leave the poor kid alone!! Don't read it!! Woman, I forbid you to read it!! Damn it, have none of you ever bowed your heads to reality?? Why, after I've already bowed my head to reality, do I have to come here and bow to you too? Waaaaah!! How could an author as wholesome as me possibly have done anything wrong? Damn it, don't insult me! All insults bounce back! Bounce back! Bounce back! The old blurb. Yukimura: Future Inspector Yokomizo Ichie, I'd like to ask you something. Ichie: Go ahead. Yukimura: Can you tell me why every time I go on a date with you, we run into a case? Ichie: ... In short, this is a story about a dark, scheming girl who slays hearts and a sweet, innocent candidate for inspector. Actually, it's just the two Kanagawa troublemakers. Theme: