Idol, Killer, and Romance [Sakamoto Days]

[Blurb]

Xingye Yao, the number one most popular idol, has a real identity that is actually...

Lu Shaotang: A cute, energetic, hardworking idol who brings everyone happiness!

Pingzhu: A superfan of Bi Zhizhu! (Displays his merch.)

Shin (with absolute conviction): A professional hitman with a killer's license.

Sakamoto (expressionless, silently affirming the last statement): ...

Nagumo (beaming): She's my girlfriend~

Everyone: ??? How did something so weird get in here!

Nagumo: What should we do, Yao-chan~ They don't believe me?

Xingye Yao: Who would believe a rumor like that?! Idols aren't allowed to date. Don't ruin my career, okay!

Nagumo: Oh! Then that's perfect~ The famous beautiful idol gets exposed in a dating scandal, apologizes publicly, retires, and joins ORDER!

Xingye Yao: ...That's what you were really after, wasn't it!

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A simple little short story.

No past arc. The timeline is roughly after Sakamoto gets a bounty placed on him.

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A birthday fic for Ai.

Theme: Become everyone's favorite person.