[Touken Ranbu] The Gentle [Keke] Saniwa

P.S. Cui Fujun is the CP, but they won't get together or marry or anything. I'm a fan of platonic love →_→ It's too cruel to make a single author like me write a sugary couple's life together →_→

P.P.S. It's written in a rambling, diary-like style. The sort you can probably read without thinking.

The corrupted citadel has once again welcomed a new Saniwa.

Hearing the news, the sword warriors eagerly get ready to welcome [take in] [strip down] another "kind" Saniwa~

But they soon stare in utter confusion when they discover that this Saniwa isn't just super·fierce·, she's also a total nutcase! Σ( ° △ °|||)︴

At first, the Saniwa's goal is: I want an oniichan to work alongside me~ (*/ω\*)~

Later, the Saniwa's goal is: I want a really big castle where I can raise lots of swords for retirement~

Finally, the Saniwa raising kids has a new goal: It's getting cold. Let those trashy government people drop dead [smoking.jpg]

↑↑ No smoking while raising kids, so here's a picture instead.

Early on, the Saniwa keeps picking fights~

Later

Saniwa: Sons!

Swords: No, I'm not your son!

Saniwa: My babies, have you been good and gone on your sorties today? Come here and let Mama kiss and hug you~ (っ *罒3罒*)っ

Swords: ... [Embracing her with mixed feelings]

Saniwa: Oh my, Kiyomitsu's looking so grown up, little Yasusada's tiger cub has gotten chubby, and Taro's grown taller again, 23333~ Sayo's still so adorable, mwah~

[Grown up???] Kiyomitsu, Yasusada, now in his extreme form [trembling while hugging the big tiger], Taro [so tall he's about to hit the ceiling], and Sayo [the much-loved one from the Samonji family]: ...

Saniwa: Eat well and grow big and strong~

Shokudaikiri, do something about your daughter! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Shoku·Citadel Dad·Saniwa-Obsessed·daikiri: [Headache] [I won't listen, I won't listen]

↑↑ This is a story about how I wanted to get frisky with you, but you saw me as your child instead.

Waaah, what can the author do? QAQ

I've spent so long playing Onmyoji that I see everyone at home as boys to be raised. I just can't bring myself to pair anyone up in this story! La la la la, I'll just let loose, and besides...

I'm a pure-hearted author who's been single forever, with no kisses, not even hand-holding. I can't write steamy scenes, and I'm desperate too! TAT

P.S. The Saniwa became one for a reason. It wasn't the sword warriors she wanted, but her oniichan.

Content warning: The kids aren't the main characters.

Corruption setting, and a little bit of Onmyoji, since the protagonist is still a Mama.

The protagonist has a sharp tongue and a fierce personality, but she's actually super sweet. Use your imagination: a girl in black sunglasses, a candy cigarette in her mouth, with a cocky expression. Oh, and sometimes the Saniwa's emotions are a little unstable. She might be laughing one second, then angry the next. In other words: a nutcase.