Notice: Due to health reasons, the author's updates are irregular. Things will probably go more smoothly once my head clears up.
This story is also known as "Someone Help, I Can't Hold My Master Back!" "You Never Know How Many 'Soulmates' Your Master Has" and "Another Me, Get Out of My Body, Thanks :)" More titles to come [The author loves changing the title but can't make up their mind]...
Gu Qinghui's perspective at age fourteen:
When I first met my master, only the bright moon could compare.
After I joined his sect, the image of my master as a man of integrity became even more deeply ingrained.
But images are made to be destroyed!
Years later, Gu Qinghui, now cultivating demonic arts, still remembered how his master didn't say much, but always had something to say before a fight:
"Get lost!"
"Get the hell out of here!"
"I'll fucking twist your head off first!"
S-such a hot-tempered old man. [Dog-head emoji to save my life]
Ming Yu's perspective:
Ming Yu transmigrated, born anew, and despite drinking half a bowl of Granny Meng's soup, he remembered everything from his past life.
Ming Yu: That soup didn't do its job.
After toiling away at cultivation and ascending, fifty-five-year-old Ming Yu recovered the original novel's memories at the disciple-selection ceremony and looked at the disciple he'd just taken in, who hadn't even had time to warm up in his care.
Ming Yu: [A head full of question marks.jpg]
Ming Yu: I finally know what Granny Meng's soup forgot. I suspect someone is messing with me. Get the hell out of here :)
[Discussion] If I set my disciple up to cultivate demonic arts, could things go horribly wrong if I do it too quickly?
1st reply: Depends on you. Just don't let your disciple catch up. Work! Hard! At! Cultivation!
Author's reply: And what if he catches up?
2nd reply: Is demonic cultivation really that fast? Then all you can do is offer my condolences. Too bad you're not someone like Immortal Venerable Ming Yu, who can do whatever he wants!
Author's reply: ? All right, got it.
3rd reply: Exactly. When Immortal Venerable Ming Yu beats you up, that's not bullying, it's love!
4th reply: Easy. If I were Immortal Venerable Ming Yu's disciple, once I became stronger than him, I'd snatch him up and make him my bride. Hehe!
5th reply: The person above is dreaming!
6th reply: Hey, where'd the original poster go?
45th reply, original poster: Fuck!
Gu Qinghui's reborn perspective:
In his past life, Gu Qinghui was framed by the Flower Immortal Ming Yu.
His meridians were destroyed, leaving him crippled, and he was cast out of the Upper Realm. Then a wild dog in the mountains of the Lower Realm bit him to death. How laughable.
Reborn, Gu Qinghui swore to repay him a hundredfold!
He returned to his eighteen-year-old self, filled with hatred, and looked at the beauty beside him...
Gu Qinghui: ...
Gu Qinghui: ???
I'm scared! Is this a setup to catch me cheating this time?!
-------Important points: Born anew! So, so, so beautiful, a heartthrob who uses her looks to get away with murder!
So what if the master is gorgeous? Does that stop him from beating people up?
He's genuinely fierce, even a bit of a playboy. He has no idea, but he's definitely not the gentle type. Trust me!
Immortal Venerable Ming Yu is the most beautiful person in heaven and earth. Everyone he's beaten has felt their heart skip a beat, so there probably won't be a second couple.
It's a high-risk profession, so of course the couple is:
A younger wolfish disciple, a jealous lemon, and later a reborn version of the disciple
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A lazy, unmotivated master who likes watching the drama, wants to retire, and hits people really hard
This lazy author's updates are like a lazy fish: that's all you're getting, and you can't squeeze out more. The author loves writing and deleting, and can spend three to five hours on a two-thousand-word chapter. If I ever say there'll be two updates in one day, I've probably lost my mind. Don't believe me. [Tears]
Ahem, friends, if this really isn't to your taste, just click the X in the upper right. Everyone wins, mwah.
Theme: Even if you're a lazy fish, you still have to work hard to be lazy, friends! [Master-version lazy fish lunge.jpg]
