The World's First Same-Sex Dating Show

The world's first! Same-sex! Dating! Massive variety show!

The men's episode premieres on Guagua TV at 8 p.m. on February 12!

Applications are still open...

As long as you're over eighteen and have an ID from any country on Planet Huanghua, you're eligible!

No matter your skin color: yellow, white, black, wheat-colored, or bronze!

No matter your profession: gold-collar, white-collar, blue-collar, migrant worker, or rich kid!

Please note: if our sharp-eyed staff discover that you work in an illegal or otherwise improper profession, we won't give you another chance to turn your life around. Stay home and wait for the police to come knocking.

Still hesitating?

Then let me tell you, the number of applicants has already reached 9,998! Yes, you read that right, 9,998! Not 998! And definitely not 98! As a democratic, entertaining, and thoughtful program, we would never use a brainless figure like 9.8!

You're still hesitating?

Then you must not know that our host is Jing Sheng, the world's greatest, most handsome, and most charming talk-show host!

What the heck, you're still hesitating?

Come closer and let me whisper: our special guest is Lai Kai, the model who's been called the number one man in the world that everyone wants to date!

With such a star-studded lineup, if you're still hesitating, you can only be a straight guy.

Lighting technician: Director, I heard a rumor! Jing Sheng and Lai Kai used to be boyfriends!

Director, furious: Shut up! That's our ratings lifeline! Cut that part, cut it!

Drafts in progress: an explicit comedy, a historical danmei, a completed modern danmei, and a modern romance. Check out my profile.

Please add my buddies' stories to your favorites!

The world's first same-sex dating show, exclusively sponsored by the S.M. Tops' Group, is making a spectacular debut! Get on your knees and enjoy it with the video!

[The dating-show audio drama is out. The men's episode is titled "Fate Brought Us Together".]

Click here to see the grand, high-budget trailer for "The Dating Show"!

Click here for episode one of the grand, high-budget "Dating Show"!

Click here for episode two of the grand, high-budget "Dating Show"!

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