The Number One Matchmaking Agency in the Cultivation World

[Volume One] Hu Chi, the Immortal Lord of Fated Bonds, is good at catching fish and shrimp, slacking off, chopping firewood, weaving red strings, and climbing trees. But the thing he’s probably best at is raising children. Yet the six children he raised all died too young. They didn’t even live as long as the one who raised himself. [Volume Two] On the day the Three Realms’ first matchmaking agency for cultivators opened, business was dismal. Owner Hu Chi had no choice but to go out and drum up customers. They say Bai Ji, the sword cultivator who’s reached the Tribulation stage, is handsome and elegant, but clueless about romance and still without a partner. Hu Chi happily puffed on his pipe and pored over his matchmaking register, losing sleep day and night over this first customer. Hu Chi: “Look at this lotus fairy. Her waist is like a willow branch, and the way she walks, tsk, tsk... Oh, you don’t like her? No problem! I’ve also got people skilled in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, and others who wield spears and swords with style...” Bai Ji: “Your tail is pretty.” Hu Chi: “...Huh?” A rough-and-ready, big-hearted nine-tailed fox immortal as the bottom x an upright sword cultivator who loves fluffy things as the top. Click here to read my completed modern danmei, The Gods Are Playing a Joke on Me. An insistent ad after the story’s completion: My historical danmei is complete and sweet from beginning to end: The Gods Are Playing a Joke on Me. Unofficial synopsis: The god in charge of reincarnation made a mistake so severe it could get him suspended and docked ten thousand years’ wages: he mixed up a heinous sinner and a virtuous person overflowing with good karma. As a result, the good person, who should have had a large family and a perfect life for generations, was lonely in every lifetime and never lived past twenty-five. Du Leisi is the good person’s 3,600th reincarnation. The god’s goal is to send Du Leisi back to the past, where he can have a bunch of chubby babies and enjoy a happy, fulfilling life. The catch is that the movie star who keeps tempting Du Leisi down the wrong path has to be killed. An 80-percent-mechanical-body fanboy bottom and a movie-star top. The god is a straight male chauvinist System, the only thing standing in the way of the couple getting together. An unconventional quick transmigration story, possibly featuring the fastest transmigration in history. Theme: