Me, the Green Tea Top, Am Going Legit!

The paid version is now available. [A revised version is now open for preorders. It will be rewritten, with an even purer green-tea gong storyline.] Synopsis One: Xu Qingyan and Li Tingxiao were a devoted cultivation couple who had stayed together for ten thousand years. But just as they were about to ascend to immortality, the Heavenly Dao schemed against them, and Li Tingxiao became the male lead in various scripted worlds. Xu Qingyan risked his life to break through the Heavenly Dao’s constraints and decipher its scripts. Carrying his memories, he transmigrated into worlds where the scripts were already underway, becoming a series of marginal characters. After finally finding his wife, Xu Qingyan discovered that she had not only forgotten him completely, but was also destined by the script to fall in love with someone else. How could he possibly stand for that? To get his amnesiac wife back, Xu Qingyan raced down the road of breaking up the “male and female leads,” cultivating his way toward overturning the scripts. He was determined to become the most powerful green-tea gong! Synopsis Two: Hoping to get more attention, the delicate white-lotus heroine was cuddling with her “good big brother” at an amusement park when the four of them unexpectedly “ran into each other.” Seeing this, Xu Qingyan put an arm around the male lead’s shoulders, calmly pecked him on the corner of the mouth, and smiled innocently. “What a coincidence! We’re just good buddies joking around, too~” A beloved beauty was moved by her devoted, loyal male supporting character and played hard to get with him at a hotel. Xu Qingyan hid in the next room with the male lead and “accidentally” posted a picture of the two of them holding hands, fingers interlaced. The caption read: Your brother is so considerate. He even asks me to let you know whenever we go out together. The scumbag kicked the door open and shouted, his voice breaking: “The truth is, I’ve always truly loved you! I only got together with that woman for revenge. Once I get my revenge, I’ll marry you. So why did you betray me?” Xu Qingyan wrapped his arms around the male lead and pulled the blanket up a little higher. Looking bewildered, he said, “I had no idea you two had a secret relationship, but nothing actually happened between us. Don’t be mad at him. He just drank too much last night.” Faced with a plot in complete shambles, the Heavenly Dao sat bolt upright on its deathbed. Damn it! Theme: Love life, love living.