The Goofball Top Exploits a Bug in Crematorium Fiction
沙雕攻在火葬场文学卡BUG
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 302k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
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Reading Log 3
These lists are just for my personal records, not recommendations. I love strong couples who dote on each other! 1v1 only. My opinions are very subjective, so please don’t hold me to a double standard.
Top-Protagonist, Completed
The tops
Gong Lead
I tend to favor the pursuing partner. I like stories where the love interest pursues him, or where he’s adored by everyone or is strong. I’m also fine with a weak pursuing partner and a strong love interest, or with them doting on each other.
Mutually Devoted Couples, With a Preference for the Top
I tend to like bottoms who dote on their tops, and most of the tops are weak in bed.
Seme-Focused Stories, Mostly Mature Romance
I tend to prefer stories where the gong is more dominant. Either a weaker or stronger shou is fine, but I don't like shou characters who are overly feminized or so bland they're like plain noodles boiled in water ()
Click to Read: 8.0
I'm tired... I don't really feel like engaging anymore. Maybe there's no need to keep tabs on the other side. If I ship myself with them, will they give me a bonus?
Read
My personal reading list: includes books I've reread, books I might read, books I'm keeping an eye on, books with a few triggers that put me off, and books I've completely given up on.
Read These (And Be Sure to Check the Comments and Notes)
I mainly like male protagonists and male love interests, with a mild to moderate preference. (The content is a bit eclectic, and my preferences vary, so check for yourself.) There are both dominant and submissive love interests; I’m not picky. (Note: read the comments!!)
Maybe Worth a Look If You Prefer Top Characters
This list isn't complete. It's just for things I've read or want to read. I speak for myself.
Mutual Pampering, Top-Leaning: Only Stories You Can Read with a Top Preference
Mutual devotion, with a preference for the gong. I’m fine with both characters reciprocating and making sacrifices, but the shou must be strong. No gong who’s only strong in bed, or shou who’s only pretending to be strong. A list of treasured favorites. Star ratings are based on how likely I am to reread them.
Books I've Bought in Full
A little bit of everything in romance. For danmei, my bottom line is that the gong gets doted on by the shou. I haven’t finished filtering out my early edgy-phase picks, but I’ve kept the stories I think are worth reading.
Completed No-CP or Protagonist-Top Stories
Not too many deal-breakers, but most stories focus on the protagonists being doted on. Please bear with me if some aren't quite to your taste.
Events
A reading list made for an event. I'm into all kinds of pairings and prefer power-trip stories centered on the protagonist. Some four-star ratings are due to the event's requirements.
Truly Submissive Seme Reading List 3
The only criterion for making the list is that the top is weak in bed. Stop reporting it. I’m not a woman-hater or a woman-lover, not feminine or masculine, not a top stan or a bottom stan, and I don’t fantasize about being with men or women. Please review this fairly.
Who Dares Kiss This Precious Top?
Trying my hand at making a list! Saving stories I like. I'm a top enthusiast, but I read very quickly and sometimes overlook things that might bother me. If any of my recommendations have something you don't like, feel free to tell me.
GK Notes...
A quick transmigration fan who loves beautiful, irresistible masochists and insists on mutual devotion. I enjoy both dominant and submissive tops, as well as messy and playful tops, but lately I’ve been more into dominant tops.
My Personal Picks
A hodgepodge of orientations and perspectives.
Seme-Led / Mutual Pampering, Seme-Focused Reading Log 1
A reading record, not a recommendation list
Reading Log (Top-Loving Version)
Keeping track of the novels I've read
Top-Centric Stories: A Reading Log
Top's perspective, mutual pampering with a focus on the top, the bottom spoils the top, seemingly strong tops, cheerful puppy-like tops, gentle tops.
Great Reads With High Ratings
A mixed bag, but none of them are heartbreaking. Really good reads.
Delightfully Ridiculous Stories (Completed, Full Subscription)
Such great little cyberpunk snacks! None are angsty! All are ridiculous! All are sweet!!! (Please don’t think too hard while reading, dear guest. They’re all silly stories, so why bother using your brain?)
Mutually Dotting, Top-Pov Stories
Top's point of view. I love stories where the bottom pursues and spoils the top~
A Taste of Some Groveling Exes
Mostly angsty stories. I love reading them even more than I love complaining about them, and I skimmed most of these. (Just because I didn't like a book doesn't mean it's bad.)
Reader comments 25
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Ah ah ah, it's not sweet enough, it needs a few extra episodes.
Wow wow wow, that's great, little Han Xiaoxie, may you continue to be happy in 2024
So cute! ! Xiao Han wants to be happy forever!
I eat eat eat eat eat eat (wriggling on the bed, laughing out loud, crawling in darkness)
Wow, I finally finished reading it. The first and last worlds are pretty good, but the middle ones are a bit too bland and boring to watch.
I like it so much! I like it so much! Finished with flowers??? It's so great! ! !
Hahaha, innocent and good emperor~
Happy New Year! Okay, the little couple is still sweet, Xiao Han, I will eat it! (
So cute, wow, but it feels so short
It feels like I was still urging for updates yesterday, but today I saw it was two years ago [crying] I really like this kind of character, so cute [crying]