Cold Melody

One day, Han Sheng fell asleep on the bus, and transmigrated. Han Sheng figured she should stay calm. They were all adults, after all. Lost her job? No problem, she could find another one. Lost her house? No problem, she could earn money and buy her own. Lost her boyfriend? No problem, she could find someone better. There were no men left in the world? No problem... How could that possibly be no problem?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴ She was already learning to accept it bit by bit. Surely she could take her time adjusting. But damn it! Why was she suddenly getting married?! She was supposed to be just a passerby who showed up to collect her lunchbox! Later, she gave in. Fine, if you want to get married, then let's get married. At worst, it could be a marriage of convenience. But damn it, why was the timeline so bizarre?! This wasn't how the script was supposed to go! She felt like the overwhelming malice of this world was about to make her lose it. This pace is completely wrong, okay?! This is a story that's a little silly, a little fond of snark, a little short on drama and big laughs, and very much off the rails. Don't take it too seriously. If you do, the world the author created will mess you up... P.S. This story should have been written months ago. It's a pregnancy story, so read at your own risk. P.S. 1. This story went premium on November 7, 2014. Please do not repost it. 2. Three chapters will be updated on the day it goes premium. 3. This is a story about transmigrating into a world of women, marriage, family, and childbirth. One-on-one pairing. If that's not your thing, please don't read. Thank you. To emphasize once more, this story features a female top. Premise: