I don't want to be able to penetrate meaty literature and feast on it,
But what's going on in a suspense mystery?
It's just suspense, I trust you don't bring random deaths!
... Wait a minute, I found an author here!
Asshole author, please tell me the truth!
What! The plot has been adapted and you don't know the truth? !
... Are you fucking kidding me? !
Damn it, what are you doing if you don't investigate the case? Damn it, don't press me up ahhhh——
Welcome to the gay mystery novel where the reader and the author show off their affection and kneel on the ground with a pile of soy sauce.
All the dead: They still have sex at the murder scene! There is no humanity!
A certain author: [Putting out chest] Everyone is dead! If you don't become gay, are you waiting for humankind to become extinct?
Audience: If you two become gay, won't the human race become extinct? !
A certain author: [Thinking]... Baby, can I arrange for you to have a child?
A reader: =0=Fuck you!
Giving birth to children, NP, humans and beasts...
None of the above are [positive colors]
There is a mentally retarded handsome boy, there is a sultry iceberg, and there is a cannon fodder girl.
Xiaobao has it, HE guarantees it.
Please love me =w=
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