[Criminal Minds] Escape from the Phone Booth

An early, amateurish work from 2012. The logic is a major flaw. Feel free to skim it, and close it right away if it bothers you. Please go easy on me.

Look up and it's delusions of grandeur.

Look down and there's a bunch of lunatics.

Don't believe me?

I don't want to believe it either.

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Back then, I was a brand-new phone booth, and had just made friends with the great ad on my side that promised to "cure every disease" (wipes away tears).

Then that girl picked me up, and I transmigrated (wipes away more tears).

Fine, I transmigrated. But what do you mean, making me see her every three days for a little while and every five days for a long while? (Weeps a river.)

Hey, hey! Did you get the subject and object mixed up?

Hey, hey! Did you get the pairing wrong?

So, this is:

A tangled romance between a sunny girl and a phone booth.

A mildly snarky story dressed in a horror story's skin, with a cheerful heart underneath.

My goals are:

Put the heroine through physical torment!

Break the hero's heart!

Drive the heroine crazy!

Mr. Telephone: "Darling, you can't escape!"

Don't skip this part

Tips:

1. This is the heroine's leveling-up story as she takes on little monsters. She's incredibly weak at the beginning, so please click the X if you can't stand that! A negative review shows you've read it carefully but think my writing is awful, so I'll accept reasonable criticism. If you just leave a negative review to be obnoxious, I won't pay attention. Please don't make personal attacks.

2. The male lead is Reid. That's final.

3. The number of bugs in this story may be proportional to its word count. There's no science here!

4. The commissioned edition is finished. It was a New Year's gift from my dear master on October 4. Love you so much →→

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[Announcement] This story will be available as a paid novel this Wednesday (January 30). There will be three updates that day, and no chapters will be removed from the free version. Reposting is prohibited. It's a short story, and reading the whole thing costs about as much as a bottle of mineral water. Please buy the author a piece of candy 0=0

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