I Will Never Date Online

[I really have no inspiration for this one. I want to write it, but I can't get the words out.] Ruan Mengxin despises online dating, and has even become a streamer who advises people against it. "You meet today, start dating tomorrow, send a red envelope the day after, then break up the next day? Treasure your life and stay away from online dating!" "Dating across borders and juggling two relationships? If your girlfriend isn't in the same country, you just pretend you don't have one? Be cautious about long-distance relationships, and international ones are even less reliable!" * One afternoon, after months of mutual affection online, Ruan Mengxin and Bu Miao finally met in person. The instant Ruan Mengxin saw her online love interest, she turned around to leave. Wasn't this the ADC from the strongest local team, the one she'd trolled and who'd called her a noob? After a moment, she turned back, unconvinced. "Didn't you say you weren't planning to date anyone anytime soon?" Bu Miao raised an eyebrow. Her smile made Ruan Mengxin's heart skip a beat. "Didn't you claim you'd never date someone you met online?" A streamer who despises online dating x the number-one ADC on the League of Legends China server Reader advisory: This story contains lots of jokes and complaints about online dating. All characters and cases are fictional. Please don't read yourself into them. Theme: Learn to navigate the complicated online world and avoid being deceived by bad people.