Hell, Sir!

We're not called the Men in Black. We're Human Observers. And you? You're our Commander-in-Chief! You ask what the Commander-in-Chief does? Why, they faithfully carry out the core principles of the Human Protection Plan and maintain world peace, of course. Remember, there are no gods in this world! No God! No monsters! No ghosts! No magic! No aliens! And no superpowers! Then what was that thing that just bit off half my hand? After being blasted to smithereens for the 101st time by enraged werewolves, vampires, ghosts, aliens, wizards, and gods, Shi Qiaoqiao finally realized that the damn Commander-in-Chief was just a punching bag. To sum up the story: How a punching bag slowly rises to power through being abused and abusing others, until she rules the Three Realms and commands all under heaven -_-||| This story could also be called "1,000 Ways for the Commander-in-Chief to Die." I want to change the title again. Someone stop me from chopping off my hands!!! Here's a link to an old completed story. As expected, the stats died as soon as it was finished. Cast: one reborn, unkillable heroine; one emperor-for-hire; one hidden BOSS; one loyal dog; one God; several Human Observers; countless ordinary people; and countless demons, monsters, ghosts, and spirits... Theme: