Naruto, Huh? A Weasel?!

"Daddy, that scrap of cloth around your neck is so ugly~" a certain kid said with disdain... Many Snakes: "..." "Mommy... play with me~" The kid tugged at a certain snake's clothes and begged sweetly... Orochimaru snapped, "I'm not your mommy!" "Waaah... Mommy doesn't love me anymore. I'm running away from home!" The kid packed up and left... "Huh... Your mom doesn't love you either, does she? Otherwise, why would she name you Weasel?" The runaway kid ran into an Uchiha Itachi... "Don't be sad. If your mom doesn't love you, I'll love you instead~" When the kid grew up, they stood in front of Orochimaru with Uchiha Itachi and earnestly introduced him: "Itachi~ This is my mommy!" Then they pointed at Many Snakes. "And this is my daddy!" Uchiha Itachi was utterly bewildered... This is the story of a kid who hatched from a snake egg, turned the Sound Ninja Village upside down, ran away from home, met Itachi, and then had a story with him that simply had to be told... Yeah, that's it... The end! Note: The author is telling you all very seriously... This might be a crack fic? A parody? Proceed with caution, proceed with caution Dear readers: This story is going premium. There'll be three chapters on Friday, the day it goes premium. Please keep supporting Xiao You. I'm deeply grateful! Here's the character design for our girl~ Thanks to Miao Bu and Fox-kun!! Here's a recommended story~ Quality guaranteed~ O(∩_∩)O~ Theme: