[Naruto] Snake Guy, Get in the Bowl~

Crazy version of the blurb: Kakashi says he's under a lot of pressure... Orochimaru: Come on, little Xi, help me rub my back. (Orochimaru is naked in the background...) Orochimaru: Come on, little Xi, help me massage my shoulders. (Orochimaru is still naked...) Kakashi throws his hands up and refuses: Go ask whoever you want! (A raging inferno in the background...) Orochimaru: I'll rub yours for you... (tackles him...) Kakashi is fuming and spitting blood... Literary version of the blurb: Mingxi is an orphan who transmigrates, and is still an orphan after transmigrating. Then she meets another orphan who has already grown up. She thought they'd be kindred spirits, but it turns out she's landed in a nest of perverts! And not only are they perverts, they're human traffickers! Still, thankfully, she gets her happy ending in this life. A transmigration story with a female protagonist. If that isn't your thing, don't read! Also, I won't bash anyone. This is a warm and lighthearted story~ Sorry to anyone looking for schemes and power struggles~ Publication announcement: This story will go premium on March 25! I'll post three chapters that day. I hope it doesn't end up too bleak... Thanks so much for your support Also, no reposting! Please support the official release! Also: My old, overlooked story: [Bleach] Noble and Silent: Also, please add it to your favorites and support me~ And another thing, my stories won't be abandoned halfway~ One more thing: I'm about to start updating daily~~(*^__^*) Hehe... Thank you all for your support~~ My new story: [Detective Conan] The Beautiful Life of an Extra: My profile: Theme: