[Naruto] Carrots and Mackerel

Qingmubei likes carrots, while Shikamaru Nara likes mackerel. At some point, Qingmubei realized she had somehow learned N different ways to cook mackerel. Perplexed, she asked, "Why do I know so many ways to cook mackerel?" Shikamaru smiled. "Because I like eating it." He took Qingmubei's hand. "So you have to cook mackerel for me for the rest of your life." "What about carrots?" "I'll make them for you." "Xiaobei, I love you so much! How could you cruelly abandon me?" Naichuan Yuko clutched her heart and sobbed. "Ah, Senior Itachi..." "Awooo! Big Brother Itachi, even if you hide at the ends of the earth, I'll find you! Just you wait!" Shikamaru nodded in satisfaction. All my wife needs is my love! Naichuan Yuko, you'd better go chase after your Big Brother Itachi! Sasuke drew his sword, radiating murderous intent. "Naichuan Yuko, you beast, let go of my big brother!" Naruto spread his hands. "Xiaobei, Sasuke's chasing Yuko again." Qingmubei calmly sipped her tea. "Family business. Outsiders shouldn't get involved." This blurb is a bit of a mess. Honestly, I just don't know what to write. Naichuan Yuko is my bestie, 'Going Up the Mountain to Fight Tigers,' also known as Erhuzi, making a special guest appearance. She's so crazy about Big Brother Itachi that she's completely lost her mind... = = The story won't be too long. I'll try to update daily with the new story... A lot of scenes in this fic were provided by my bestie. This story won't be paywalled, abandoned, or submitted for ranking, so feel free to jump in, everyone =3= Thanks to Rongqiu Li for drawing the character designs for me! You's new story~ Itachi/Naruto pairing. Any girls interested, come take a look~ Theme: