[Harry Potter] Anything for Cola!

After reading the big article, I was inspired to write a short extra story! Maybe a little ooc(/ω\) After finally completing Kurt's request for coke, Snape, who was free, found that he didn't seem to want to leave Kurt. Snape, who finally recognized his own feelings, relied on the many, many years of companionship and the many, many years of two-person world that the two had spent together, as well as the effect of a little bit of love potion in the Coke that Kurt couldn't live without every day, Snape successfully ate Kurt. After the two had been together for many years, Snape became increasingly dissatisfied with the important position Coke held in Kurt's heart. He hoped that he was the most important thing in Kurt's heart. The most important thing is that Snape suddenly recalled that when he successfully made Coke for the first time, Kurt's face when he drank Coke was full of memories (the taste in memory) and sadness (he can never go back). Then I thought of Kurt's persistence and hard work for Coke from childhood to adulthood. Snape suddenly had an unpleasant suspicion in his mind. [Damn, Coke isn't the drink that Kurt's former lover gave him, right? Then his lover died unexpectedly, and Kurt himself couldn't remember the formula. God, Kurt couldn't still miss his former lover through Coke! ! ! ] Snape was filled with jealousy. The next day, Snape cut off Kurt's coke. "Sev, where's my Coke~" When he got up in the morning, Kurt couldn't find his Coke, so he went to find Snape. "From today on, I won't give you a Coke for this week." Snape, who was still jealous, said coldly. Kurt was shocked(?Δ?), "Why?" With aggrieved face. Snape remained expressionless, "No reason, no Coke this week!" Kurt felt aggrieved. Kurt felt that in the past few years, he was reluctant to teach Severus a lesson, which made him push even further. Obviously it was still sweet before, but now I don't cherish it anymore. Hey, man! Kurt decided to have a cold war with Severus! Kurt ignored Snape for a day. While Snape felt aggrieved that Kurt didn't come to comfort him, he also thought jealously, "Kurt really doesn't love me!" It must have been because the person he loved had passed away that he stayed with me before. I just stopped drinking coke for him today. It doesn't have the effect of the infatuation agent contained in coke, so he immediately ignored me! Is my companionship for so many years not worth his damn ex-lover who died long ago and made Coke? Humph, it can only be an ex-lover! ] The more Snape thought about it, the more he felt that his idea was correct, and the more unbearable jealousy eroded his sanity. When it was time to go to bed at night, Snape finally couldn't stand Kurt ignoring him and angrily pulled Kurt to bed. Kurt was confused as Snapra got on the bed, and before he could ask any questions, he was kissed roughly and passionately. "Sev, you..." Kurt pushed Snape uncomfortably. [He no longer wants to kiss me. ] Snape thought a little desperately, but the movements of his mouth and hands did not stop. "Stop," Kurt turned his head, "Sev, you..." Kurt was stunned when he saw Snape's red eyes. "Sev, what's wrong with you?" Kurt reached out and hugged Snape, asking softly. Kurt's gentle inquiry made Snape even more aggrieved, and the jealousy and unsatisfied possessiveness that had been accumulated for a long time suddenly burst out. "Don't you love me?" Snape held the despair of being able to kiss Kurt again and again when he was about to die. He lowered his head and kissed Kurt's lips again and again. "Why do you think like this again?" Hearing Snape's words, Kurt was a little bit dumbfounded. [Why is Sev suddenly jealous? We haven't gone out recently and haven't been in contact with other people, right? Oh, well, the aggrieved Sif is so cute. ] "You are with me because of coke!" After a long period of self-brainwashing, Snape had successfully convinced himself and was very sure of this idea. [? ? ? Sifu, is he jealous of Coca-Cola? ? ? ] Kurt was shocked (°o°) "You only agreed to be with me because the person you loved died." Snape continued. [? ? ? When did I have one more person to love? ? ? ] "Don't deny it. That Coke is proof that you still miss him! He made this drink for you before, and you missed him very much after his death, so you wanted to restore the drink he made for you at all costs." Snape forced himself to continue speaking while feeling heartbroken. [? ? ? ] Kurt was so shocked that he didn't know what to say, oh no, he didn't even know what to think. "Because the Coke I made contains a little bit of the effect of the love potion, and I am the only one living with you, so you will be with me." Snape stopped kissing Kurt and lowered his eyes, not daring to look at Kurt. "I just stopped drinking coke today. Without the effect of the love potion, you don't love me anymore." [? ? ? ! ! ! ] Kurt, who was inexplicably forced into a beautiful relationship, finally realized why Snape was jealous. There are two problems to be solved now. One needs to show Silver his memories and tell him that he really never had a lover before. This was actually nothing, and he didn't mean to hide it from Sifu, but he just hadn't thought of this issue before. The second problem is that Sif mistakenly thought that he was with him because of the effect of the love potion, but actually did not love him. Kurt didn't know that Sev had such thoughts before. Kurt was a little funny and a little distressed. He raised his head and kissed Sif, "I love you." Kurt decided to solve this problem first. Snape suddenly looked into Kurt's eyes, filled with tender love. Snape looked at Kurt in disbelief, trembling slightly. Kurt rubbed Snape's head and said with a smile, "How could I not like the cute Sev?" Kurt kissed Snape again, "My Sev is good-looking and has a good figure, and he is also the youngest Potions Master." "What about the others?" Snape stared at Kurt closely. Kurt kissed Snape again, "I like your seriousness in brewing potions, the hot milk you prepare for me every night, and your considerate care. I can't imagine what I would do without you." "Sev," Kurt said seriously, looking into Snape's eyes, "you are like air to me. I will die without you." "Really?" Snape couldn't believe it. It was the first time he heard Kurt's confession. It's not the kind that he agrees to with a smile when he confesses his love, nor is it the kind that he forces him to say when he can't bear it in bed. It's a completely sober and serious confession. "What about Coke?" Snape asked cautiously, a little afraid that this question would ruin the confession he finally got from Kurt. "Here comes the Pensieve," Kurt couldn't help but chuckled, clapped his hands to summon the Pensieve, pulled out his memory and put it into the Pensieve. Of course, he hid something about the Harry Potter books. "Perhaps you would like to see my memory?" …The end…

I see, you really love Coke

Homemade Coke: Pour a small amount of the prepared purified water into a glass bottle, then add brown sugar, coffee powder, chocolate powder and baking soda powder in sequence, then add purified water until the bottle is full, cap the bottle and shake vigorously until all the powder is dissolved evenly. Source of Coke: Coke was invented by an American pharmacist named John Pemberton. He hoped to create a medicinal mixed drink that would refresh the mind, relieve fatigue, and cure headaches. The "Coca Cola" prepared by Pemberton was originally gas-free and was mixed with cold water when drinking. It was only due to an accident that it became a carbonated drink. On the afternoon of May 8, 1886, a drunkard stumbled into Pemberton's drug store. "Let's have a cup of coca-cola, a medicine for treating headaches and brain fever." The salesperson was supposed to go to the faucet to mix water, but the faucet was more than two meters away from him. He was too lazy to move, so he picked up soda water nearby and mixed it with coca-cola. As a result, the alcoholic liked drinking very much. He drank one glass after another and kept saying: "It tastes good! It tastes good!" The alcoholic also publicized the miraculous effects of this non-alcoholic drink everywhere. Four years before John Pemberton's death, they sold the rights to the invention. Forty years later, no one in the world knows Coca-Cola. A carbonated soft drink containing kola nut extract and other flavorings, it originally originated in the United States and is now spread all over the world. However, cola contains caffeine, which is a harmful substance to the human body, but it also has benefits. Everyone knows that cola contains carbon dioxide. When the carbon dioxide enters the human body and is burped out, it will take away the body's heat and dissipate heat. (Coming from Baidu and me who couldn't help but feel like Baidu Coke after reading the article)

Yay! Sifu, just continue to follow the big devil! For a long time!

Pepsi? ? ? Coca-Cola is not convinced! ! ! ! ! ! !

It would be great if this article could be expanded on in detail.

Okay, Coke finally showed up

No! Coca-Cola is the yyds! Although Pepsi also tastes delicious, Keke is always the god!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha so miserable Snape

I hate to say it, but Coca-Cola is the best! ! ! ! !