The Little Mountain Patrol Goblin

[Simple-minded, pure noodle-stall goblin Li Congjian VS kind and beautiful bandit king Bai Wuxie]

A new rule has been established in Heaven: if someone you invest in performs great deeds, you’ll receive a share of the merit and can eventually join the ranks of the immortals.

The bandit king has only one wish in life: to become an immortal.

But everyone he invests in is either a treacherous villain or a traitorous rebel.

His luck is atrocious. Then a Taoist arrives.

He says it’s all because of the little goblin at the bandit king’s side.

To become an immortal himself, the bandit king decides to send the goblin out to patrol the mountains.

How can the goblin patrol all the mountains under Heaven?

He needs to reach the highest place in the human world so he can see all the mountains.

That means becoming an official.

So the goblin works the land for seventy years and earns his qualification certificate.

He swears he’ll study hard and do his best to become a prime minister as soon as possible.

After the goblin leaves, the bandit king’s investment luck suddenly becomes amazing.

He only needs to find one last person. After searching for a long time, he meets a young man beside a field embankment.

The young man is handsome and simple-minded, and all he cares about is studying.

The bandit king asks, “What do you want to do?”

The young man answers, “Become prime minister and improve people’s lives.”

The bandit king says, “You have ambition.”

And so the bandit king chooses him as the one he has feelings for. He takes this final investment very seriously.

When someone beats the young man, the bandit king later beats them in return.

When the young man runs out of money, the bandit king secretly finds a way to send him some.

When someone steals the young man’s exam qualification, the bandit king will get it back no matter what.

Theme: Never bow to the powerful. Become a good official who serves the country and its people.