[Black-hearted undercover genius shou × naturally dark, dual-personality gong]
Jiang Mi's dream has always been to cultivate as an immortal. Unfortunately, his mother told him he had no spiritual roots, and he believed her for nineteen years. He only learned he'd been deceived when Yingying-jie from the brothel let it slip.
"Cultivation? With your constitution, you can only practice the Pudu Sect's techniques, but even a dog wouldn't join that sect!!"
What's so bad about the Pudu Sect? His mother from the Hehuan Sect may disapprove, but he's quite happy with it, and so is the master he just picked up (not that).
His master, wearing an expression of utter despair: "?? We're sworn enemies! Are you a spy?"
But once you've taken a disciple, you have to keep it secret, even if you have to cry about it.
Fortunately, Jiang Mi gets a perfect score on the entrance examination, and all the elders are about to start fighting over the right to take him in.
But the worst is yet to come!
After becoming the Pudu Sect's chief disciple, Jiang Mi's Hehuan Sect origins are exposed.
The elders, deeply wounded: "So you're from the rival sect. Brother, let's never meet again in the cultivation world."
Jiang Mi nods repeatedly: "Sure, sure. Then I'll just go back."
The sect's delicious cafeteria food is gone, the sect's treasured artifact is gone, and even the elder who was the sect's main pillar of cultivation has been packed up and taken away.
The disciples, reduced to poverty overnight: "If you don't mind, Martial Uncle, please take your Martial Nephews with you."
Let us congratulate the Pudu Sect and the Hehuan Sect on their happy union (not).
Gong's perspective
When Lou Yan was young, he suffered a serious illness. After that, he discovered another self living inside him: obsessive and gloomy, and always making him take the blame.
For example, the handsome cultivator he met on a blind date has just angrily given him two choices.
Face-blindness or amnesia?
"Amnesia," he can only admit.
Lou Yan's junior brothers and sisters: "Senior Brother, what happened to that swaggering attitude you had yesterday?"
"I didn't lose my memory. She's mine. It was love at first sight." After Jiang Mi turns around, the other obsessive personality murmurs.
Reader's guide:
1. Black-hearted undercover genius shou × naturally dark, dual-personality gong.
2. Xiao Mi is pretty much the sect's beloved baby. Please skip if that's not for you.
3. This story was written by the author's potted plant.
3. I'll add more if I think of anything. I'll save chapters and post once the main story is complete. Suggestions and comments are welcome; I'll make changes in my next book.
Theme: Do what feels right, and be happy.