After Spider-Man Married into the Bat Family

[Screenshotted and archived as evidence on August 6, 2026]

[This time, the little spider doesn't break the cool old man's heart. He goes after the old man's daughter instead.]

The little spider transmigrates to Gotham, where the crime rate is somehow even higher than New York's. After dealing with a string of difficult criminals, he meets a black-haired, blue-eyed girl, battered and bruised.

Her first thought when she sees him:

Poor guy. I've never seen anyone this broke. I want to slip my hand into his wallet and warm it up. And he's covered in injuries, too.

She generously gives him a card, then takes him home to recover. She makes this babbling, chatterbox mutant the first step in her attempt to fit into society as an outsider.

Spider-Man, handed a pile of money and ordered to keep her company around the clock:

"Is... is this what being kept feels like?"

No wonder it's Gotham. So evil.

He glances at the girl asleep beside him, curled around his arm, looking completely at ease, and thinks:

Well, I guess I wouldn't mind.

*

A distressed Spider-Man:

"You can't expect me to cook for you, bathe you, and get you dressed! Those are things only married people do!"

Liya: "You're so noisy. My butler does that stuff too."

Spider-Man: "That was when you were three! You're an adult now!"

Liya: "Fine, then you can just marry me."

Peter: "?"

"You don't agree?"

Peter: "...I agree."

*

A lighthearted, cheerful story. The Batfamily's favorite darling gets swept away by the little spider, and the Batfamily's most comforting little sweetheart elopes and gets married young.

A Batfamily story full of family affection and cuddles. I love that kind of cheesy trope where they go, "You dared to steal my little sister?!" And Spider-Man, you've really hit the jackpot: you've got the toughest brother-in-law and father-in-law to deal with.

A North American princess and little sister, with lots and lots of money and lots and lots of love. I'm a rich heiress, and he's my pretty boy.

Looking for a guide to breaking the old man and seducing a rich woman, Spider-Man edition.

I started this because I thought Spider-Man marrying into the Batfamily would be fun.

Theme: Open your heart.