Newlywed Report: A Different Species

[Unit Two, "The Husband Fungus Raising Diary," is updating!]

1. Interstellar Newlywed Experience Report: [Alien Species x Combat-Proficient Human] (150,000 words, complete. A hearty feast, ready to binge!)

Jiang Ji had no parents and grew up in a welfare institution. Under the banner of the Human Alliance, he solemnly swore to devote his whole heart and soul to humanity.

But starting a family with an alien species surely shouldn't be part of that, right?

Jiang Ji should have met his alien nemesis on the battlefield. Instead, he was ordered to marry him and begin an "intimate cohabitation" under the cameras.

To promote understanding and integration between their species, the newlyweds' life together would be broadcast live around the world, twenty-four hours a day, with regular reports.

On the second day of their marriage, Olivier reported: My wife refuses to sleep with me.

Jiang Ji: Have you ever heard the sound of a water harp? His snoring sounds exactly like that!

In the first week of their marriage, Olivier reported: My wife yelled at me.

Jiang Ji: I was born with a loud voice.

One month into their marriage, Olivier reported: My wife put on a horror movie to scare me.

Jiang Ji: ...What horror movie could possibly be scarier than you?

Before marriage:

Jiang Ji: Alien species are dangerous and vicious.

Olivier: Humans are hypocritical.

After marriage:

Jiang Ji: Can someone tell me why that alien who looks like he could punch the TV to pieces watches soap operas every day? Damn it, the dish soap I bought yesterday is missing again!

Olivier: My wife brought me a drink when she went out, so I accepted it. But she didn't look happy. From human movies and TV, I learned this is called tsundere.

2. The Husband Fungus Raising Diary: [Parasitic Mutant Fungus x Violent Sweetheart Jailbreaker] (Ongoing)

He An first noticed that everything in the house was going moldy. Then he saw signs that the soil in the yard had been disturbed.

A month ago, he'd buried someone in the yard: the owner of the house.

He hadn't killed him. The man was already dead when He An escaped from prison and fled here.

Now the man had crawled out of the soil.

Yellow fungal threads covered his exposed skin, spreading from beneath his feet throughout the house.

He An backed away, leaning against the table. Beside him lay a notebook left behind by the homeowner.

The last page, left open, read:

It's been very restless lately. I think it may be time to find it a suitable mate.

3. Silver Dragon Breeding Project: [Dragon with a Split Personality x Dark-Skinned Beauty Who Serves the Dragon God]

The last dragon wanted a mate to help grow its species, so it built a nest and laid out treasures to attract a female.

Three months later, a mate attracted by the treasures arrived.

But the dragon's mate was a man.

To survive and win the Dragon God's protection for his people, Lansen pretended to agree to become the dragon's wife.

But why did that dragon keep talking about laying eggs?

Lansen: "There's no way I can lay eggs for you."

The dragon's public persona gazed at him tenderly. "Don't worry. If we keep trying, we'll get there eventually."

Lansen: "Some things can't be achieved just by trying!"

Cruel light glittered in the eyes of the dragon's other persona. "Then we simply haven't tried hard enough."

And also:

4. Bearded Dragon Husband's Shedding Log: [Bearded Dragon CEO x Neat-Freak Wife and Assistant]

5. A Familiar Crow's Training Record: [Crow Familiar x Cunning Human with Witch's Bloodline], and more.

Each story will have a different style, but they're all monogamous, pure-love romances! Nonhuman creatures may be heartless to the world, but they only have hearts for their wives.

The short stories might not appear in the order listed here. Inspiration comes first, and I'll add them as ideas occur to me.

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Coming Soon 1: "Liar, You're Not a Spider at All!" [Dark, Powerful A With a Spider-Tailed Horned Viper Form x Cold-Faced, Cute Blue Sapphire Ornate Tiger O]

In his previous life, Zhu Xi was all alone. He was reborn into an ABO world where his parents and older brother doted on him, and everything was wonderful.

Until his seventeenth birthday, when he saw six furry legs growing out of his back in the mirror and fainted on the spot.

Zhu Xi, who had always been considered a Beta, presented as an Omega.

Those six legs gleaming with a beautiful metallic blue sheen were the mark of the blue sapphire ornate tiger's genes.

Rare. Precious.

His family had once worried that Zhu Xi would feel bad being the only one who was different, so they never showed him their beast forms. Now they didn't need to hold back.

The once warm and loving home had become a three-A-rated tourist attraction: the Spider Cave.

But he was terrified of spiders!

Coming Soon 2: "My Alpha Really Is a Dog" [Devoted, Clingy Doberman A x Easygoing Dog-Loving Office Worker B]

Lin Xunan would like to make it clear from the start: he isn't a furry.

Before he transmigrated into this ABO world, he never imagined he'd have a husband, let alone a dog for a husband!

Oh, no, let me correct that: a Doberman Alpha.

Li Xiu Jie came from a good family, had an impressive education, and could make plenty of money. His only flaw was that his physical state was unstable, and he spent most of his time half-transformed into a beast.

His attending physician, who couldn't figure out what was wrong no matter how hard he tried, scratched his head and decided to try the last resort: "It should be a hormone problem. Getting married ought to fix it."

The Li family called in all their connections to arrange blind dates for Li Xiu Jie. His younger sister called him: "Big Brother, there's a really nice senior who mentors me at work. He's single, and he says he really loves dogs!"

The Li parents were overjoyed. "What family's Omega is he?"

"He's a Beta!"

Theme: Love is a bridge connecting all species.