The Whole Cultivation World's Comments Are Shipping Me with My Mortal Enemy

My name is Shen Ci. I transmigrated into the flop novel I wrote myself.

Good news: I became the harem-owning, invincible male protagonist.

Bad news: This world comes with a live-commentary System, and everyone online is shipping me with someone. Not one of my 108 concubines, but the biggest villain in the novel, the Demon Lord Yin Jiuyuan.

[Matchmaking squad, ready! The Demon Lord's ears are red!]

[Ci Bao, make a move!]

[This is killing me. When are they going to consummate their marriage?]

I look up. Yin Jiuyuan is staring coldly at me from across the room, his long sword gleaming with a chill.

That's murderous intent! Not embarrassment!

To save my life, I decide to stay away from the plot and turn over a new leaf. But the moment I press my sword to his neck, the comments go wild:

[Ahhh, he made a move! Wait, the positions are wrong! How can the Demon Lord be on the bottom?]

The next second, Yin Jiuyuan grabs my wrist and pins me beneath him. His low voice brushes my ear.