[Football] Who's That? Take a Bite

He is the most elegant prince on the Bernabeu pitch, never smiling, with perfection written into every strand of his hair.

He is the most obnoxious bastard in the locker room, a sharp-tongued troublemaker who plays like he's taunting the opposition.

Lucas Javier, a samba prodigy raised on the streets of Brazil, a foul-mouthed brat who clawed his way out of an Argentine slum.

"You're the worst person I've ever met."

"But also the best."

"Fernando, you really are such a hypocrite!"

"Fer, I'm here!"

Note:

1. There is a System. Apart from solving Dong Ge's knee problems and his early lack of money to play football, it doesn't feature much.

2. There are transfers. Is he a club-hopping rogue?

3. The kiss is a kiss in two senses of the word.

4. He plays for Argentina. Javier has both Brazilian and Argentine heritage.

Theme: Anyone can win, so why can't it be me?