Who Couldn’t Love the King of Assists? [Football]

Munich Daily: Bayern's youth academy has produced a little sugar beet, the sweetest kind imaginable! But other teams' old farmers are always eyeing the Beets' sweet little crop. Manchester United, do you even know how to use our little sugar beet? Why are you making an offer? Arsenal, get lost too! And Milan, you're way out of line! A German sugar beet is never going to Italy! Our little sugar beet has grown up, so it's time to bring him into the first team and put him to good use. Ren are the best at developing little sugar beets. He's our crown prince, after all. Milan Daily: Finn definitely has Italian blood. He doesn't look German at all! Germany couldn't produce a kid this good-looking. He can only be Italian. Finn: Huh? I actually am half Italian, half German. : The sky is falling! There's a handsome, sweet-talking foreigner from outside Ren trying to steal our crown prince! Quick, how do we keep him here? Germans can't resist Italian sweet talk. : How about we offer up Manu? : Then Manu would be eating very well. Finn is exactly his type. : Aren't they all touchy-feely on the pitch, too? I always thought they were a couple : Don't talk nonsense (the truth), Manu/Finn could never happen! Theme: Even the Beets have their own little sugar beet