[Lord of the Mysteries] Phone! How Am I Supposed to Live Without You, Phone!

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If you asked transmigrators what they wanted most:

First, a golden finger that would help them survive or make a name for themselves.

Second, a phone loaded with novels, comics, movies, and music.

If Qi Guang had to choose between the two, he'd definitely pick the phone.

He'd rather cling to a dead phone and die than start over and scrape by in a strange new world.

Luckily, he got both.

He even met the world's best roommate, a fellow transmigrator from his hometown. This friend also had local superpowers and could help him figure out how to fix his phone.

...Turns out he overestimated them. Two people with no practical skills were never going to get anywhere. They couldn't even make a charging cable.

Phone! Phone! How am I supposed to live without you, phone!

Wait, how did his fellow countryman become a god?

And even after becoming a god, he still couldn't charge the phone?!

Qi Guang: "..."

Qi Guang: "Mr. Zhou, does that sound like something a human would say?"

Klein: "..."

Klein: "Get a grip, and stop calling me that. And yes, it's unreasonable, but it does make sense in mysticism."

In short, it was all this hard-to-understand stuff, like "Historical Projection can only be based on what he himself knows. He doesn't know what's on his phone, so he can't summon the phone he wants," and "Just summoning a charging cable and a power bank won't help. They're only shells, and the power bank has no charge. The cable does work, but trying to use lightning from a Beyonder artifact could easily burn the phone out."

Qi Guang: "...Are you still going to help?"

Klein: "I am."

Qi Guang: "Okay."

Whatever the issue, our side has a god from a new world!

Come back to life, my phone!

[Before You Read]

You can tell from the blurb that things aren't quite normal. The author can't keep track of all the worldbuilding and timelines, so there may be plenty of bugs in the story. But the protagonist's setup is the biggest bug of all, so just ignore them.

OOC warning

Theme: Choosing an ordinary life is also an attitude toward life