[Western Crossover] Wayne Pet Hospital

Blurb:

Slanka is a big-name streamer in the gaming world. One day, he accepts an invitation to play a game.

[Choose the type of business you want to open]

[A. Bar]

[B. Restaurant]

[C. Hospital]

[D. Company]

Slanka doesn't hesitate for long before choosing [C. Hospital]. After all, people really do show up at hospitals with money to spend.

Only a fool would turn down a chance to make money.

Then he watches helplessly as his [Hospital] turns into a [Pet Hospital].

Slanka: ...Damn System.

[Choose a location]

[A. Near Arkham ██ Asylum ($10)]

[B. Near Blackgate ██ ($100)]

[C. Near Wayne Enterprises ($99,999,999)]

[D. In downtown Gotham ($99,999,991)]

What does ██ mean?

And why is a plot of land near Wayne Enterprises more expensive than one downtown?

Does that make any sense?!

To make the big bucks, Slanka works hard to attract customers. He lands an [Ad spot with a famous Gotham celebrity]!

Bad news: The celebrity is the Joker.

Slanka: 🤡

Still, it isn't as if the ad had no effect.

[Scarecrow visited your hospital]

[Penguin visited your hospital]

Every night, Slanka enters the depths of the hospital under a brand-new identity and comes face-to-face with shadows of the past.

[Batman]

"Hello. I believe you must be young Wayne, Bruce Wayne?

I'm your... uncle, Si Wayne. You can think of me as family, too."

[Penguin]

[Scarecrow]

I'm terrible at writing blurbs. Please go read the story instead.

Content warnings:

Sorry for the OOC characterization.

The protagonist isn't perfect, and the plot and timeline have been heavily altered.

No identity reveals, with a slight tendency for the protagonist to be deified.

Theme: Always head toward the light.