[Western Crossover] How Do I Join the Batfamily?

Amor made a post on a forum on Gotham's darknet.

"[Help] I'm too old to be Robin. Is there any other way to join the Batfamily?"

Floor 7: Why is it you again, Batman superfan? Planning to cause trouble?

Floor 11: Pfft. A lunatic who's been in and out of Arkham three times wants to join the Batfamily and become a vigilante? Do you think Batman's blind?

Floor 30: If you can get into the Batfamily, I'll eat the Joker alive.

Floor 66: Why not date a Robin?

Amor stared at that reply and pondered for a long time. Then it hit him like a bolt from the blue!

If he couldn't get close to Batman, surely he could get close to Robin?

#If you can't join them, marry into the family#

#I wanted to get close to my idol, but became his eldest son-in-law#

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To protect his younger brothers' virtue (?), Dick, the first Robin, resolutely stepped forward to approach the perverted young master.

The third Robin raised an eyebrow. "Seriously? I thought you just wanted to watch the show at first."

The second Robin scoffed. "Bullshit. Amor has red hair and green eyes. I've got reason to suspect you did this on purpose."

The current Robin: "TT"

They suddenly thought of something and looked at each other. "So who the hell posted that reply?"

Please note:

1. The protagonist is the bottom. He's an obsessive, alluring, pretty-boy ghost, doll-like and expressionless. His pairing is with Dick. This is twisted, pure love! No love triangle! The protagonist is Batman's number-one fan. He just wants Bats to be his daddy, nothing weird about it.

2. It's a short story focused on the push and pull of romance.

Synopsis saved on April 29, 2026.

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