
Saving That Broken Formulaic Novel
拯救那个崩坏的套路文
by Farming Beneath the Mountain (山下种田)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 148k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 13h ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
Honours
Synopsis
[World 1 complete, ready to read] World 1: Transmigrating into a coming-of-age tragedy: Dedicated teacher Ruan Xuzhi suddenly dies and transmigrates into a novel. A nameless little block panics and rushes over to tell him the world is about to end and needs saving. Ruan Xuzhi: ? The person he needs to save is a high school student. Perfect, Ruan Xuzhi is best at dealing with high schoolers. So he takes the kid home and raises him, like rescuing a stray cat. When the kid gets beaten up, Ruan Xuzhi swoops in to punish the wicked, earning a hug and the kid’s affection. When the kid says he’s scared of the dark and wants to sleep together, Ruan Xuzhi agrees without a second thought, gaining a soft, timid boy who cuddles up to him on his own. Ruan Xuzhi spoils the kid he’s raising without restraint. As the days go by, he ends up with an increasingly clingy shadow. At last, the kid is doing well, the world is stable, and the mission is complete. Ruan Xuzhi figures he’s done his part, dusts himself off, and leaves. The world falls into chaos again. When the System sends him back, four years have passed in the book. The once-destitute boy has become a rising star in the capital, with a position powerful enough to command everything. Ruan Xuzhi watches the surveillance cameras running around the clock and falls silent. Ruan Xuzhi: “When are you letting me leave?” “So this is Brother Ruan’s home.” The boy has grown into a striking young man. His gaze sweeps over the cameras, and his voice is soft and gentle. “Where else could Brother Ruan go?” (The teacher role is just his identity. The couple are not in a teacher-student relationship, and there are no intimate scenes before the younger character is an adult!!!) Story 2: Transmigrating into a tearjerker about a red-eyed character who’d give his life for love: raising a child / nonhuman The orphan Xi Yao has been wandering alone for a long time when he transmigrates into a book. Since the mission hasn’t started yet, he picks up a little pet to keep him company while he waits. Only later does he realize… The fox cub he found by the road is the mission target? And what does it mean when the red-eyed mission target corners him and demands to know whose tail is softer to touch? Story 3: Insectoid race / two strong leads / redemption A workaholic office drone is exhausted after working overtime late into the night. He closes his eyes, opens them, and finds himself at a lavish banquet. Is this a dream…? Whatever, even in a dream, he needs to sleep! So the office drone puts one arm around the female monarch beside him, who is apparently his wife, and apologizes gracefully to everyone around them. “Sorry, I’m a little tired. Let’s talk another day.” His female monarch, bracing herself to be beaten in front of everyone: “?” His rival, waiting for a good show: “?” Later, he watches the male insectoid fall asleep the moment he gets aboard the starship… Maybe… this isn’t so bad? (This is a fictional setting and has no connection to reality. Please don’t read it as a real-world allegory!) [Planned stories, subject to change at any time:] [A psychology student just out of finals week × a glamorous startup entrepreneur who secretly writes novels and then leaves them unfinished] [A pitiful canary who has already mutated × an innocent System marinated by its previous Hosts] “The world is broken. I’m here to save you.” Tips: 1. Episodic stories, mission-takers × mission targets, all sweet redemption romances. Definitely sugary sweet! Each couple in every episode is endgame, and they’re both deeply in love. All have happy endings. No matchmaking characters with anyone else or insulting them. If you’re particular about your ships, read with caution. 2. Written for my own tastes. I love every character I write. There’s no deliberate angst for either lead. It’s a sweet story, with loose plotting. 3. Everyone is completely exclusive to each other in every sense. The original stories in the small worlds are just plotlines and never actually happened (important!!) Similar upcoming stories Mostly palace-set, episodic sweet romances! Heartwarming stories where lovers end up together~ World 1: Amnesia, class difference, mutual devotion Li Wenpei, eldest son of the prosperous Shengshi Group, loses his memory and is taken home by an obscure nobody. The nobody is poor, lives in a tiny place, and has nothing going for him except a handsome face and bright eyes. He seems a little too honest, and isn’t very practiced at lying. “We’re… a couple.” Li Wenpei looks him over, his heart beating a little faster, and believes him. Their home is so poor they have only one small bed, so Li Wenpei has to sleep cuddled up with the nobody every night. The nobody loves nestling in his arms, rubbing against his neck and hair, and sniffing at him like a little animal. Li Wenpei’s heart grows sweeter by the day. His wife is adorable in every way, easily embarrassed when teased, and both capable and devoted to home. But his wife is always so proper, not even letting him kiss him before marriage. No matter how hard Li Wenpei tries, nothing works. Hoping to kiss him with a proper excuse, Li Wenpei starts secretly preparing a wedding ring. Then a System suddenly drops from the sky and smacks him right on the head. He gets his memory back. There was never any wife sharing hardships with him in a rented apartment. After losing his memory, he was supposed to be taken by his subordinates to a private hospital to recover, then exchange wedding rings with a marriage partner he barely knew. Instead, he was picked up by an obscure nobody who never even appeared in the original story, hidden away, and made to live out a rented-apartment romance. Li Wenpei has to handle the mess from his time with amnesia himself. When he sends his men to find the nobody, he discovers the man has already run away after hearing that Li Wenpei recovered his memory. Li Wenpei laughs in anger. He’s just about to finish sorting things out and go catch the man himself when a long-silent number sends him a message. “Hi. Do you still want to kiss me…? I’ll let you do anything.” “Just give me a million. I’ll do anything.” World 2: ABO, keeping someone in captivity, younger love interest A powerful CEO Omega has trouble responding to pheromones and secretly keeps a student Alpha, still untouched by the world, all to himself. The CEO deliberately cuts him off from all contact with the outside world, shaping and raising him into the lover he wants. Alphas and Omegas are unequal in this world, but at home, the two have completely reversed roles. After work, the CEO gets to enjoy meals lovingly prepared by a top Alpha and attentive service. Unlike other Omegas, he doesn’t need to beg for pheromones. A simple beckoning finger is enough for his puppy to come running and offer him a kiss. Until one day, a System appears in the Alpha’s head, determined to tell him the whole truth. (Told from the Alpha’s point of view) World 3: He runs, he pursues; marriage before love This is the 99th time they’ve given each other the silent treatment. He doesn’t understand why the other person is so intent on binding them together when they have no feelings for each other. Is it just for the money from a business deal between their families? On the first night he manages to escape, he doesn’t feel the other person’s ever-present gaze or forceful, possessive touch. Instead, a chime rings in his head, and a voice he’s never heard before shouts inside his mind. System: “He’s been pursuing you for so long, and you ran away?!” Him: “?!” Tips: 1. Episodic stories, one couple per story, no splitting up the leads, consistent tone. 2. Both leads are each other’s first and only love, and every story has a happy, sweet ending. No angst for either lead. No dream pairings, no breaking up couples, no shipping outside canon. Not suitable for readers who are particular about their ships. Thanks for understanding. Theme: Even in difficult circumstances, keep moving forward and overcome every obstacle
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Oops, he's still a cold-faced cutie [lop-eared rabbit head]
But he is a human trafficker who is easy to deceive [Loading][Loading] Teacher dbq, I didn't mean it
Good-looking [Biting Handkerchief] It has a fast pace and is very suitable for watching before going to bed.
Got it, the sound of the author typing on the keyboard
Will there be a side story, boss? [Shy]
"It's the one and a half written on the vest..." This is a big bug for the author~
Taking a step back, couldn't the author just update 20 chapters at once to scare readers to death [empty bowl]
Aren't librarians supposed to be open on weekends, only on the closing day and another day?
Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, teacher! ! ! [Lop-eared Rabbit Head] Happy family, everything goes well
Omg there is no misunderstanding, don't do it later [crying] [crying] [crying] I want a sweet little couple